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By groom - 12/12/2008 02:30 - France

Today, I cut my nice and tasty home-made sandwich in half to give to a homeless man. He tasted it, pulled an unimpressed face, and then stuck it in his pocket. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 21:31 - United States

Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML

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By :| - 16/04/2011 02:04 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 11:34 - United States - Macungie

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

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By justcomesnaturally - 04/11/2012 00:37 - United States - Danby

Today, I realized that I'm a terrible human being. For the first time in my life, I gave some change to a homeless guy, but only so he'd get out of my face long enough for me to watch two other bums beating the crap out of each other over a sandwich. FML

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By Michelle C - 26/01/2009 03:44 - United States

Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". FML

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By NightHawk4926 - 09/09/2015 22:15 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML

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By BulldogHoops - 12/11/2012 05:12 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I decided to buy a meal for a homeless man who was being shunned at an intersection. When I went to hand it to him, I realized it was my dad, wearing a tattered old shirt and pretending to be homeless to make some money. FML

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By Hairball - 01/09/2009 18:05 - United States

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

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By oops - 19/04/2011 15:37 - United States

Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML

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By horriblefashionsense - 26/09/2013 15:20 - United States - Winter Garden

Today, I went in the diner I always pass by and ordered a sandwich. When I asked how much it was, the waitress replied, "Don't worry, honey. We give free meals to the homeless on Thursdays." I was too ashamed to deny it, so I just said thank you and left. FML

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alex_vik 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 5:35

Maybe he was saving it to ration?

sabrage 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 21:42

Was there mustard on it? Mustard is disgusting.

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HanisMan01 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 13:58

Kick him in the teeth...If he has any!

DomoCullen 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 19:15

homeless people can be so rude sometimes 

changesinme 0

Friday 15 October 2010 21:50

The sandwich probaby didn't taste as sweet as money

xXUND3ADcityXx 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 4:55

I know this has nothing to do with the FML but how did 20 get that emjoi to show up when I use one it shows up as ?

Linkshot 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 16:16

That's...pretty rude. Still, everybody has preferences, regardless of their situation.

11dibarig 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:07

totally right- beggars can't be choosers if u don't like what people are wasting their time 2 give u why don't u provide for ur pathetic self- sheesh

alex_vik 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 5:35

Maybe he was saving it to ration?

sabrage 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 21:42

Was there mustard on it? Mustard is disgusting.

scott_m319 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 2:22

Are you kidding? I'd be all over anything with mustard on it! It's not disgusting; you just don't like it. Which is fine. More for me. =)

alphatoomega 21

Tuesday 22 January 2013 16:19

#8, I like mustard. I'm going to guess you like mayo, which I find disgusting? Matter of personal preference.

Wildghost123 13

Friday 7 March 2014 13:50

we are now enemys

Dasmi3 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 21:17

what kind of sandwich was it?

lalosaa 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 17:17

that was so sweet of youu, I'm sorry he was such an ass about it

Jari 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 17:50

Ungrateful little bastard. I don't think he's really homeless; if he really needed to worry about where his next meal came from, he wouldn't care about the taste. As a side note, #7 is utter scum and everything that is wrong with this world, troll or not.