By Pfff - 11/12/2008 10:40 - France

Today, I argued with a boy from school over a girl. I didn't know he was a black belt judoka. I'm still in pain. FML
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Easy_Target 0

Let me guess: You started it.

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SeriousRetail91 0

# 8: agreed. No self respecting Judo kid would beat the shit out of someone in broad daylight over a girl.

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JewelVictoria 0

you know.. "legally" if someone is specially trained like that [black belt, army, etc].. it is mandatory that they must tell you that they are before fighting you.. whether they know or assume you know already, they must inform you of it immediately before kicking your ass hahaa.. some people are even so dangerous that they have to go log themself in tot eh government as a dangerous weapon.. seriously.. NOT kidding

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sfcshadow 0

that's gonna be me one day on that list :)

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piepieburger 0

I have a friend who's a black belt and he's a pansy. I'm not say that all black belts are like that, just my friend. he a total pussy.

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Evan2297 0

That Judoka kids life is a joka. I thought they taught respect for others in those classes. Or is that Karate?

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Archeros 0

They -should- teach that in all martial arts schools, but really? Most people think they're "too cool" for things like respect. Suckers. -black belt karate, by the way-

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thorscope 0

um I take judo, muai tai kickboxing, and bjj and my instructors could care less about self respect. that's all karate and tai queer dou

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iafkrofl 0

dont play fair grab whatever you have in reach chair tray book etc lol

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alexicanaaa 7

Judoka. Haahahahahahahahahahaha.

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fernclogger 5

If you were a wrestler that wouldn't have happened.. Well you at least woulda had a chance

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SkoomaKi 27

Learn karate and beat his ass! Get the girl.

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karipandaninja 7

I had to promise not to ever start a fight and wait 2 attacks and must block if I cant stop them to attack me then I can attack.Or dad wont teach me anymore because martial arts its the art to learn how to fight without fighting. This guy has no respect in himself and its a disgrace

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squidbilly4life 0

I remember when I fought another guy for a girl...but then I turned 12

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