Animals: Today, I arrived at my grandparents'. They already had guests...

By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 02:04 - United States - Plano

Today, I arrived at my grandparents'. They already had guests so I had to sleep in the cottage. It wasn’t that bad until when I was making the bed I found a dead rotting possum in the blankets. When I told my grandmother, she simply said, "Deal with it, wimp." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2018 20:30

Today, we're having my grandmother over. Because we don't have a guest room, she is sleeping in mine. It is 25°C at night and she is sleeping naked with her dog right next to me. FML

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By chamberpottime - 16/12/2015 08:58 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, my perfectly healthy grandmother came to stay for Christmas. First, she persuaded my family to give her my bedroom. That would have been fine, until she demanded she should also have a bucket to piss in under my bed too. FML

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By Noname - 26/10/2008 21:20 - United States

Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML

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By broomrape - 29/04/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bed that I've been sleeping on. FML

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By JessBaby - 04/05/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML

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Sleeping danger

By Lovernotafighter - 24/02/2012 11:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my granddad had to start sleeping in my bedroom. He has flashback dreams to when he was a boxer, and he's already lamped my granny three times in his sleep. I get a camp-bed, and the chance to listen to him snore like a wild boar. FML

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Rozza17 29

Tuesday 11 June 2013 9:51

Tell her to go sleep there and 'deal with it'.

RodzillaX 30

Tuesday 11 June 2013 9:52

Free stuffed animal. :)

Comments

boshbish 14

Tuesday 11 June 2013 15:10

It may not be the nicest of things - or very sanitary - but i agree with your grandmother; man up!

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 11 June 2013 16:03

Maybe I'm crazy, but I feel I've read this story before, word for word.

interesting33 36

Tuesday 11 June 2013 18:00

Did you moderate it?

FrankHotpants 31

Tuesday 11 June 2013 16:12

I'm going to have to agree with granny. Just get rid of it, get some new sheets and let her know later. What exactly did you want an old lady to do, comfort you and tell you it'll be ok.

Wagging0805 1

Tuesday 11 June 2013 16:22

what did you want her to do? clean up after you? as for the people, saying "tell her to deal with it" or "move it to their bed" that is just stupid. why would you want your grandma to have a dead animal in her bed, and for the effort it would have taken you to put it there, you could have just put it in the trash. stop being a whimp