Work: Today, I arrived at work, only to find my computer's massive...

By ... - 15/04/2012 21:26 - United States - Clermont

Today, I arrived at work, only to find my computer's massive CRT monitor had been smashed up beyond belief. Everyone else has flat-screen monitors, and I'd made no secret of how unfair it is to me. According to my boss, this makes me the obvious culprit, and now I'm suspended. FML

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By jeed(1) - 25/08/2013 21:36 - France - Marseille

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2011 20:35 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, my boss went to the single-stall bathroom on our floor. The next thing I know, I'm on suspension pending review because some asshole left an upper-decker in the toilet. Since I'm the office prankster, all suspicion is now on me. I've been framed by my own colleagues. FML

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By hangman - 01/08/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - London

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By worksux - 05/01/2011 20:25 - United States

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By in_hardik - 11/06/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, at my workplace, I saw a system crashing. I mean literally, my manager was throwing my colleague's laptop at him while shouting around the office. This is only my second day. FML

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By hanmart - 15/11/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML

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By AloisTrancy - 24/10/2019 22:00

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By stickygoober - 20/11/2018 15:00 - United States - Peoria

Today, my boss sent a message to a coworker saying, "We're putting all of you back on the phones because one of you can't stop watching Netflix so corporate thinks you guys don't do anything." That person was me. Everyone's pissed at me now. FML

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By benoit - 15/03/2013 12:35 - France

Today, I walked into work, a day after losing my shit with our systems admin, due to her taking ages to enable my new email account. I was soon bitched out, warned, and suspended over several lewd emails having been sent overnight from my account to various female co-workers. FML

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Monday 16 April 2012 3:19

That sucks OP. Better than being fired though. But why would he think you would be dumb enough to break your own monitor? You would only be affecting your work ability.

DocBastard 38

Monday 16 April 2012 3:20

The CRT monitor hater doth protest too much, methinks.

Comments

cherub122 1

Monday 16 April 2012 15:13

I see like 5 of these a day. This isn't an fml. YDI for taking that shit. KNOW YOUR RIGHTS DUMBASS, if they don't got proof they can't do shit, but if you still get fired... Sue for wrongful termination. Ya'll niggas stupid.

mattorama 15

Monday 16 April 2012 17:26

Obviously you were framed because somebody was fed up as heck over you whining over something as petty as a computer monitor! Unemployment is at ten percent, you HAVE A JOB, and you're complaining about your computer monitor? YDI!

chippa 24

Monday 16 April 2012 21:17

Your boss did it?

Jasonf6 0

Monday 16 April 2012 22:47

He cant do that without proof. File a complaint.

bguy 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 0:01

Should have had Allstate, for when mayhem happens.

NYCBOII123 7

Tuesday 17 April 2012 2:59

Sucks for you

yoyoforpeace 14

Tuesday 17 April 2012 6:40

What's a CRT monitor?

Cablo_Gubla 2

Tuesday 17 April 2012 23:11

Been framed in a similar way myself, I know what you're feeling and I understand the tension in the core of your being. The only useful thing I can relay is that I'd advise a concerted effort to find proof that it wasn't you, and hopefully, the actual perpetrator.