Work: Today, I arrived at work, only to find my computer's massive...

By ... - 15/04/2012 21:26 - United States - Clermont

Today, I arrived at work, only to find my computer's massive CRT monitor had been smashed up beyond belief. Everyone else has flat-screen monitors, and I'd made no secret of how unfair it is to me. According to my boss, this makes me the obvious culprit, and now I'm suspended. FML

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By jeed(1) - 25/08/2013 21:36 - France - Marseille

Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2011 20:35 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, my boss went to the single-stall bathroom on our floor. The next thing I know, I'm on suspension pending review because some asshole left an upper-decker in the toilet. Since I'm the office prankster, all suspicion is now on me. I've been framed by my own colleagues. FML

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By hangman - 01/08/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - London

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By worksux - 05/01/2011 20:25 - United States

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By in_hardik - 11/06/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, at my workplace, I saw a system crashing. I mean literally, my manager was throwing my colleague's laptop at him while shouting around the office. This is only my second day. FML

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By hanmart - 15/11/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML

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By AloisTrancy - 24/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was called into the office and suspended due to allegations made by a coworker of poor work performance. Yesterday, I received a certificate praising my work performance. I might be dismissed at any moment. FML

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By stickygoober - 20/11/2018 15:00 - United States - Peoria

Today, my boss sent a message to a coworker saying, "We're putting all of you back on the phones because one of you can't stop watching Netflix so corporate thinks you guys don't do anything." That person was me. Everyone's pissed at me now. FML

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By benoit - 15/03/2013 12:35 - France

Today, I walked into work, a day after losing my shit with our systems admin, due to her taking ages to enable my new email account. I was soon bitched out, warned, and suspended over several lewd emails having been sent overnight from my account to various female co-workers. FML

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Monday 16 April 2012 3:19

That sucks OP. Better than being fired though. But why would he think you would be dumb enough to break your own monitor? You would only be affecting your work ability.

DocBastard 38

Monday 16 April 2012 3:20

The CRT monitor hater doth protest too much, methinks.

Comments

DMarie217 0

Monday 16 April 2012 7:18

So wait why didn't u have a flat screen monitor in the first place? And then again everyone else did? Lol

ituneyouout 0

Monday 16 April 2012 7:18

You should sue for un-justified suspension

mhopper 13

Monday 16 April 2012 7:21

80, you're a dick. But absolutely right lol But it's America. Collect unemployment and enjoy the time off. Hopefully you won't need health insurance in the meantime.... **** it, let's all move to Canada!!

marisadc79 0

Monday 16 April 2012 10:33

I would move to Canada so fast it would make your head spin I plan to, trust me it's better

dysonsimpson15 1

Monday 16 April 2012 7:39

Your boss is not the nicest person

j_cat187 19

Monday 16 April 2012 7:44

Did you hire someone to smash your computer screen?

fuckmebutdontfml 16

Monday 16 April 2012 9:45

look at the bright side, now your screen is flat.

marisadc79 0

Monday 16 April 2012 10:31

That's not fair at all. Don't they have cameras where you work? I hope it gets cleared up for you. Anything and anyone could have caused that. FYL that's just wrong.

stevenmx86 7

Monday 16 April 2012 12:35

Ydi for being the whiny guy at work. They probably did it to find a reason to get rid of you so they could stop hearing your bitching...

Schiffy 18

Monday 16 April 2012 12:38

I can see your boss' reasoning. Some people will go so far as to break something in order to get it replaced with something better. However, he should have proof that you actually did it before suspending you.