Love: Today, I asked a girl I liked what she was doing tomorrow night....

By Username - 23/12/2010 10:50

Today, I asked a girl I liked what she was doing tomorrow night. She replied, "Cleaning, so nothing really." I then asked her out to dinner. She declined. FML

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Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML

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Today, I went out with a girl I've been dating. I dropped her off and she finally asked me if I wanted to come in. When I did, she asked me to change a light bulb in her kitchen, and then promptly sent me home. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 20:33 - United States

Today, I was stood up on a date. Her excuse? "I had to work out." FML

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By Mal - 29/10/2010 20:02 - United States

Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2021 01:59 - United States - Weehawken

Today, I asked a girl out. She sent me a whole list of reasons that she hated me. FML

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Ninjafriends 1

Thursday 23 December 2010 16:32

Free time doesn't automatically mean you've got a date. There's that whole attraction thing. That's what's tripping you up.

Scubadiver172001 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 20:31

Just because she's not busy tomorrow doesn't mean she is attracted to you OP....

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DanielleSaysHell 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 20:17

That suckkss. Maybe that means you should get over herr.

yuggi1 11

Thursday 23 December 2010 20:17

YDI for thinking you're better than a clean home. This girl has her priorities straighten up. Rock on! :D

Lisa89 3

Thursday 23 December 2010 20:36

She doesn't like you back.. sorry, dude!

kmet16 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 20:44

this is not an FML this happens to a lot of people actually if this was an FML you would have a 100% of the world getting on here and wining about how there life sucks cuz they got declined for one dinner. get back on when she says yes and then when you go pick her up her mom comes to the door and says oh sorry honey she already left on a date with someone else. haha wow that definitely would be a FML let me know if it ever happens

morenita_chula 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 20:45

At least she was honest(:

hcovballer247 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 23:58

Well that cleaning must take a long time to do then

cul8r 4

Friday 24 December 2010 0:06

It's actually quite rude to ask a girl what her plans are for a certain time. She needs to come up with a lie quickly if she doesn't want you to know what her real plans are. It would be way more tactful to just ask if she would like to go to dinner with you on that evening. This way, you've got your cards on the table, and she's not cornered and can decide freely about this without losing her face.

ergo_fml 13

Friday 24 December 2010 2:29

I think people are missing a key point here... if your personality sucks so much that someone would rather CLEAN than hang out with you, then maybe YDI.