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By Tiana - 09/01/2012 01:51 - United States

Today, I asked a waiter at a restaurant if I could go in the kitchen to compliment the chef. She turned out to be really pretty, so trying to be cool, I leaned back onto what I thought was a table. It turned out to be a stove, and my shirt caught fire. FML
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jennawill10 10

Hopefully thatll be a story you can tell your kids someday ;)

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mynameispickle 0

"Hey, Daddy?" "Yes, son?" "How did you and Mommy meet eachother?" "Well uhh...hehe..........."

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_TasteTheRainbow 24

Well since the OP is a girl, I don't think that would happen.

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nucky_fml 5

And that's when you should've ripped off your shirt and started singing, I'm too sexy for my shirt Just a suggestion...

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wittygirl 8

Maybe she found that cute. Ask her out still

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jerseyboy732 16

It's gettin hot in here, so take off all your clothes

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ladyLALAA 28

Omg, was going to post that but my phone wouldn't let me! Aah, Nellyville, what a great album!

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tennisrapper1 14

I am. Gettin' so hot I needa take my clooothes off!!! And in this case OP does need to take his clothes off ;)

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bearsy 0

Who actually gies up and compliments a chef like let them work and compliment them after. They gotta make dough too.... I couldnt resist ?

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DanielleTheOne 3

If you can't take the heat, get the **** out the kitchen! seriously though, you're on fire, get the **** out.

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cuddlebunny3548 11

Sounds like a scene from ratatouille

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