Miscellaneous: Today, I asked my best friend why she didn't ask our other best...

By Neverthebride - 22/05/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I asked my best friend why she didn't ask our other best friend Anna to be a bridesmaid in her wedding. She said, "She's too pretty. I need ugly bridesmaids to make me look better." I am the maid of honor. FML

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By deadmedia - 30/08/2009 00:39 - Canada

Today, my best friend informed me that I could not be her maid of honour because I "wasn't as pretty as the other bridesmaids" and she wanted her wedding photos to have "consistency". FML

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Besties for life

By no cake for me - 07/11/2012 07:31 - United States - Jackson Heights

Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML

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You freak

By Anonymous - 12/03/2016 11:13 - United Kingdom - London

Today, an attention-seeking weirdo who thinks she's my friend asked me who was going to be the maid of honour at my wedding. Knowing what she was really asking, I said I just want a small, non-fancy wedding without bridesmaids. She broke down into a sobbing mess in front of me. FML

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Bye Felicia!

By NeedMoreFriends - 03/07/2015 10:30 - United Kingdom - Wakefield

Today, I rang up a good friend to ask her to be one of the two bridesmaids at my upcoming wedding. Before I could ask, she let me know that she would not be attending my wedding, as, "Weddings are expensive, so I'm not attending ones for people that are just acquaintances." FML

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Thanks for the input

By SBCR - 07/12/2012 06:01 - United States - Ankeny

Today, my best friend announced she was getting married. I've always wanted to be a bridesmaid but she then added, "You can't be in the bridal party because you don't have the same body type as the other bridesmaids. But you can still come to the bachelorette party!" FML

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By samikai523 - 18/04/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML

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Bridezilla

By Anonymous - 29/05/2022 04:00

Today, I’m supposed to be a bridesmaid at my sister's wedding, but she doesn’t want me in the photos because I’m over a foot taller than her and the other bridesmaids, and it will look silly in the photos. I told her I won’t even bother attending, and mom actually took her side. FML

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The best day of your life

By Bridey Bride - 18/04/2022 21:00 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, my sister looked prettier in her bridesmaid's dress than I did in my wedding dress. I love her to bits, but she won the genetic lottery out of the two of us, so even on my wedding day I feel inferior. FML

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By Carly4244 - 30/08/2017 01:30

Today, I was the Maid of Honor at my friend's wedding. Months earlier, we had a bitter fight, but she picked out a beautiful dress for me and I thought we were past it. When I began speaking, the lights changed to a weird brightness and my friend snickered. My dress was completely see-through. FML

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By fothermuckerrr - 14/05/2010 04:07 - United States

Today, my best friend told me that she is only my friend because she is prettier than me and being my friend boost her confidence. FML

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redbluegreen 40

Saturday 23 May 2009 1:50

That's what the bridesmaids dresses are for.

happy_me 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 1:55

you should invite her to be the maid of honor at your wedding, and tell her its for the same reason.

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13lisa 0

Monday 25 May 2009 14:18

can you say "bridezilla"? have fun at the wedding!

theodivine 0

Monday 25 May 2009 17:30

That's terrible! You should tell her and her wedding to get bent.

linzhart333 8

Monday 25 May 2009 22:01

what a BITCH.

Alexifish 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 5:54

what a bitch -- trip her when she walks down the aisle

IGotTrollinOWLS 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 12:58

what kind of friend is that? She's so rude!

JennyWren 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 23:32

I'm so sorry, I have to say this: IT'S HONOUR NOT HONOR GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

agifttotearapart 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 1:36

What the fuuuck? What a bitch! Seriously, she is NOT a friend. #94 Those are attendants to the queen.

CPTobvious_fml 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 17:15

So now everyone has to stare at a bunch of ugly chicks and an ugly bride.... greaaat

Valter 0

Friday 29 May 2009 0:56

Can I go on a date with you friend Anna? I have a G36c with stopping power.

ellaumbrella 1

Friday 29 May 2009 6:08

You should tell her she looks fat in her dress

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