By what - 25/09/2013 14:42 - Canada - Edmonton

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Today, I asked my boyfriend about his views on personal growth. He replied, "What, you mean dick size?" FML
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DocBastard 38

What kind of question is that? We're you asking if he likes personal growth? If he believes in it? Agrees with it? You ask a stupid question, you get a smartass answer.

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Imhere4fml 24

Best first comment I have seen in a while. Original too. Sarcasm

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solesamurai 3

You ask a stupid question you get a stupid answer

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Keattles 14

Maybe he was joking at first! But if he was serious than that sucks ): I would have joked about it!

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jrock9093 18

Wow his maturity level is very high looks like you hold the brains in that relationship Darlin so at least be proud of that

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Ari1337 15

well in his defense the question was a little vague, and if it came out of the blue its kinda odd...

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Ari1337 15

well in his defense the question was a little vague, and if it came out of the blue its kinda odd...

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gemini3196130 4

Lol I agree with you on that one! Not quite mature yet maybe one day she can ask him again and hopefully he will understand the question a Lil better.

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mrSkeptic 6

growth doesn't get more personal than that now does it ? :-)

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thepretender10 4

my johnson is what i would have eluded to as well.

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Epikouros 31

I've had a personal growth on my right shoulder, but luckily it was benign and it could be easily removed by a dermatologist.

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martin8337 35

Enzyte: after a few short weeks, you'll be stepping large and laughing easy, just ask Bob.

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kimmpwns 8

Is it bad that I laughed? If I were a guy, I would have said the same thing.

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Wakachulak 22

Seriously, asking him what he thought of oxygen would of made more sense

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Enslaved 36

And if you asked about spiritual growth, would he start singing Nine Inch Nails- "Closer"? "You get me closer to god". :P A lot of guys are visual creatures so I'm not too surprised you got that type of answer; Especially if that question came out of the blue. Love it or hate it, I personally think that answer was gold!

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TheDrifter 23

The first thing I thought when I read the first half of this fml was that she was implying that he needed to start using an "enhancement" product. It took me almost a whole second to realize she meant spiritual and mental growth.

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