Love: Today, I asked my boyfriend to go to the airport with me, to...

By Anonymous - 24/07/2015 11:58 - Germany - Paderborn

Today, I asked my boyfriend to go to the airport with me, to see me off for my three-month stay abroad. He said no because the two-hour drive is "too boring". FML

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By wrongcolorwrongcreed - 30/05/2019 10:43

Today, I went with my boyfriend of 10 months to rent a car, for which he needed his dad to sign for. To avoid introducing me, he banished me to the nearest airport terminal, and picked me up 45 minutes later, around 11:30 p.m. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML

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How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 16/08/2023 04:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he "couldn't handle the distance." He said he "couldn't commit to driving to see me long term." We live two hours apart, and I've driven to him every time; he never tried to come to me once. FML

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Waste

By JellyBite - 01/09/2019 06:00 - Iceland - Akureyri

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was going to take a nap. When I asked him why he wanted to take a nap in the middle of the day, he said, "To make time go by faster." He's leaving in 9 days. We're going to be 3,000 miles apart. For a long time. FML

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By Kitty - 23/04/2009 08:54 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend told me he needed to reconsider coming to see me for financial reasons. I'm the one paying for the airfare, giving him a place to stay, and covering his expenses while he's here. FML

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By ac13 - 27/06/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML

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Welcome home!

By Anonymous - 02/07/2012 15:45 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long-distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML

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By blink_kid - 10/08/2012 12:57 - United Kingdom - Bathgate

Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was visiting my city with some friends. I assumed this was an opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me about the best places to get drunk. FML

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By Jojo - 08/05/2019 16:00

Today, after months of planning, my boyfriend told me he's changed his mind and doesn’t want to move with me to where I got a job. Why? He doesn’t want to live that far away from his mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 20:35 - Netherlands

Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML

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Cassandra2015 21

Saturday 25 July 2015 1:31

And when you get back , and he wants sex , tell him it's too boring with him .

wheresmymary 22

Saturday 25 July 2015 1:27

Perhaps the three month break will be good

Comments

tiredofwaiting 25

Sunday 26 July 2015 18:53

You might want to rethink your relationship.

ToastedSyrup 16

Monday 27 July 2015 7:59

You're saying **** your life because your boyfriend doesn't wanna spend 3 hours in a car just to see you off at the airport, turn around, and leave again… Of course.

ToastedSyrup 16

Monday 27 July 2015 8:04

I find it reasonable that he not want to spend 2 hours driving followed by another 2 hours back alone, plus traffic just to see you off at the airport

silverbane27 13

Tuesday 28 July 2015 18:02

Serves your right for being so selfish and going off on your own for three months

sariberii 8

Tuesday 28 July 2015 20:11

Dump him! Find some hot foreign guy on your trip!

AJGrote_89 6

Wednesday 29 July 2015 8:12

Sounds like when you get back, you should be packin up either your stuff or his stuff. Sounds like this romantic, loving, caring man needs to get the f out!