Love: Today, I asked my boyfriend why he dates me. He immediately responded,...

By dramaqueen - 14/04/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he dates me. He immediately responded, "Well, TV shows are boring and predictable, so you're a good source of fresh and interesting drama." FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 041

You deserved it 31 563

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By what even - 14/05/2015 22:17 - United States - Athens

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he was dating me. He replied, "Well, there's not a lot of options at this college." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 631

You deserved it 4 854

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 05:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 597

You deserved it 8 052

By Fluory - 07/12/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me why I chose to date him. After going on for five minutes about how unique and funny he is, I ask him the same question. His reply? "You were the first person to ask me out." He then rolled over and fell asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 170

You deserved it 3 969

By VoodooPriestess - 04/07/2019 04:00

Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he dated me was because he was lonely, and I looked lonely enough to like him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 722

You deserved it 161

By Anonymous - 16/08/2014 02:16 - Australia - Notting Hill

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 969

You deserved it 7 246

By smokecloud_ - 30/12/2013 21:38 - United States - Ashland

Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 291

You deserved it 5 377

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By Istilllovehim - 18/08/2024 10:00 - United States - Hampton

Today, my boyfriend told me that he becomes a boring version of himself whenever we are together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 391

You deserved it 148

We got a reader!

By Anonymous - 28/09/2012 05:18 - United States - Hobbs

Today, my new boyfriend came over to my apartment for the first time. Up until now I thought he was great, but when he spotted the book I'm currently reading next to my couch, he uttered the immortal question, "Why do you read?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 687

You deserved it 3 789

Thanks honey

By downer - 25/05/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 309

You deserved it 58 721

Nice dude

By ThroatSlasher - 17/08/2015 19:20 - United Kingdom - Grimsby

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 997

You deserved it 2 457

Jimboom 11

Tuesday 14 April 2009 12:23

YDI. He is obviously baiting you for asking a stupid question. It always annoys me when women ask this because all they are wanting is to be flattered and told how beautiful they are blah blah blah. If they wanted some flattery then they should just come out and ask for it. Not trying to thinly disguise it with this stupid question.

dz_zb 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 12:35

yes your boyfriend told you that you're fresh, interesting and dramatic **** your life how could your life possibly be any worse?

Comments

fml_again 1

Tuesday 14 April 2009 19:53

#27 ftw why is being called drama such a bad thing? he called you fresh and interesting instead of boring... i don't get the fml part

Big_Sexy728 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 19:54

Don't ask questions you might not like the answer to. You deserve that one. If you were just happy that he was dating you instead of looking for validation...you might not think your life was F'd. Plus you are dramatic if you think your life is F'd because your man made a funny.

wienerwagon 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:12

This is not an FML. Why are you posting here? Please leave.

thinkinghurtzzz 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:24

lmao @ #16!! totally true dude.

ohkaye 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:27

This is pretty hilarious, actually.

s0scr3w3d 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:49

you guys r all assholes. this is pretty funny shit.

G_Bug 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:54

Number 4, your name wouldnt be raddy now would it lol and this isnt a fml imo, we chicks are pretty ******* crazy.

DogDog_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 21:03

Oh em ghee, no wai. Honestly, take it as a charity and better yourself. For starters, stop asking questions like that and expecting the answer you like to hear. Whining about it also has got to go.