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By advanced history teacher - 27/04/2015 04:58 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I asked my class to name some West African countries. Several of them thought Ebola was a country. I teach an AP history class. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2013 16:38 - United States - Hyattsville

Today, I gave a big presentation to my class. It included PowerPoint slides and video clips of the country I'd been researching. Another student did a presentation on the same country, except he just read from its Wikipedia page. He practically got a standing ovation. I got a single clap. FML

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Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML

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By regretsteachinghighschool - 05/11/2013 13:22 - United States - Rochester

Today, while teaching juniors about black holes, I said, "Imagine everything being sucked into a black hole." An African-American student shouted, "I'd better start clenching!" Nobody took the lesson seriously after that. FML

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Monday 27 April 2015 17:16

That answer is going viral.

nityasomaiya 46

Monday 27 April 2015 17:18

I'm wondering what they thought the disease was....

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username19999 7

Tuesday 28 April 2015 0:44

sounds like someone should be a better teacher

Ecudaniel 16

Tuesday 28 April 2015 0:50

This is probably why so many countries hate us. we do not bother to learn things from outside but the US.

samtam 1

Tuesday 28 April 2015 1:16

-raises hand- is mayonnaise an instrument? That's what this reminds me of -raises hand- is Ebola a country ?

ally8 21

Tuesday 28 April 2015 1:47

Well to be fair I'm sure they're great history students.... Who probably failed geography

Drosophila82 18

Tuesday 28 April 2015 1:48

That's why high school education in the glorious US of A is ranked 23rd in the world. It is established that if you're an American self fulfilling pride can replace giving shit about anything outside of your state unless it's a rival sports team or a competitive chichen wing joint.