By Vermont? - 22/02/2017 05:00 - United States

Today, in my AP U.S. history class, we had a very long, very slow discussion about whether or not Vermont is a state. I think I lost brain cells. FML
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Tripartita 44

Alright, just to be clear, we're actually a landlocked island provenance governed by many British queens throughout history who use time travel. Maple syrup is currency (it's 78¢ per fluid ounce) and counterfeiting is a common problem, especially with those corn-syrup-selling Miss Buttersworth assholes. I'd tell you more, but my knowledge is in low capacity mode while the rest of the population is in hibernation—we're also a hive mind.

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alternative-facts 6

It was an A.P. class??!! Appalling! So, what did y'all decide? State or not a state? Where was the teacher in this debate, or was s/he confused too? Our education system sucks. 'Murica.

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alternative-facts 6

It was an A.P. class??!! Appalling! So, what did y'all decide? State or not a state? Where was the teacher in this debate, or was s/he confused too? Our education system sucks. 'Murica.

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gameusn 6

California would be a more interesting choice.

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Tripartita 44

Alright, just to be clear, we're actually a landlocked island provenance governed by many British queens throughout history who use time travel. Maple syrup is currency (it's 78¢ per fluid ounce) and counterfeiting is a common problem, especially with those corn-syrup-selling Miss Buttersworth assholes. I'd tell you more, but my knowledge is in low capacity mode while the rest of the population is in hibernation—we're also a hive mind.

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logank013 20

What's a better currency than good tasting edible currency?

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awildwhisper 30

Your comments make everyone's day better.

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Tripartita 44

Thanks! I'm just trying to educate folks.

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Cynical_1 26

I don't know why you are so shocked...the US is obviously full of stupid people. How else can you explain Donald Trump.

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zr11990 8

**** you. Trump is the only pres who has done anything to clean up the mess America has become. I guess you would prefer crooked Hillary who has done nothing but sell America out.

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jcash52426 5

Unless your a foreign exchange student you should know it a state. Although to be honest after reading the FML I had to think about it for a min to

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arandomperson97 18

Start singing: "Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut..."

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RichardPencil 30

You gotta wonder what the regular US History at that school is like. Talking about the accomplishments of Pres. Underwood?

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maharb01 17

ok so obviously Vermont is considered to be one of the 50 States, but using Massachusetts as an example, mass is actually a Commonwealth. . . so, devils advocate. . . was your discussion along those lines? or just pure ignorance? a distinction like that and debate along those lines sounds like AP curricula, although its been a few years from me and I actually stayed away ap history to focus more on math and science

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Vermonster94 1

So the state I live in isn't a state then?

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