Miscellaneous: Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall.... - FML

By N - 07/05/2012 09:51 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall. He replied, "Every time you disappoint us we burn one." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:23 - United States - Lincoln

Today, I asked my dad why he only has pictures of me from when I was a little kid. Without skipping a beat, he said, "I only keep pictures from when I liked you." FML

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By xoothc08 - 25/02/2009 22:06 - United States

Today, I came back from college and visited my parents house. There was a new family portrait hung over the mantel of my parents and 2 sisters. My mom had always wanted one but always postponed it. It was dated the day after I left for college. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2024 13:00

Today, my dad died recently and as I was going through photos of his bucket list trip to Paris, I realised I’m not in a single damn one of the photos. Why? Because during all the big photo moments, I was the stupid bastard taking the pictures. Now I have no photos of us together on his last trip. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2014 18:41 - United States - Doylestown

Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML

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By Failed Artist - 30/08/2015 04:49 - United States - Des Moines

Today, my family was cleaning out our basement when I noticed an empty wall. I asked my grandma if I could put a picture up. She replied, "I don't want your ugly drawings on the wall". I wasn't talking about my drawings. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2013 23:20 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my 16-year-old daughter burned all her baby photos because they were unflattering and made her "look fat". FML

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By annoyed - 23/09/2010 09:59 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' place to visit. My ex-boyfriend's photo is on the fridge, but there aren't any photos of my husband or any of our wedding photos. FML

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Forward thinker

By youdontknowwho - 10/05/2020 14:00

Today, my boyfriend took a picture of us together because he wanted to have something to burn when we break up. FML

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No Ragrets

By surfergal91 - 14/02/2011 20:12 - United States

Today, I rummaged around in the attic, looking for old pictures of me and my family, so I could make a surprise collage. Instead, I found my dad's old journals, talking about how desperately he didn't want a kid, and how he wanted to leave my mother more and more every day that passed since I was born. FML

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By jan420 - 09/11/2012 22:03 - Norway - Moss

Today, I paid a surprise visit to my parents, after having moved out for university last year. My room had been stripped bare and all the family photos featuring me were missing from the wall. When I asked why, my mom asked me in return why I was asking stupid questions. FML

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DrDilllonReese 12

Monday 7 May 2012 16:41

You just got burned.

jasmine1259 2

Monday 7 May 2012 16:41

That's kind of hilarious. I'm sure he was joking though.

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UnloadedChexmix 1

Monday 7 May 2012 16:45

Time to get hundred pictures of you and place them all over the house. You can't disappoint him THAT many times can you?

KiRaKaT 9

Monday 7 May 2012 22:42

I would feel like this is a challenge...challenge accepted!

ebdeadaccount 11

Tuesday 8 May 2012 0:41

Somehow I would accidentally find a way

ss_20_xx 14

Monday 7 May 2012 16:45

Hey shrug it off. He's just being mean- all parents have these moments!

fernclogger 5

Monday 7 May 2012 16:46

Either your parents are ****** up or you **** up a lot!

cookie_crumble89 11

Monday 7 May 2012 16:47

Ouch harsh

Wheredidgrungego 12

Monday 7 May 2012 16:47

I'm very disappointed in your father.

itssosparkly 21

Monday 7 May 2012 16:48

Well, look on the bright side. If there aren't any left, what have you got to lose? TWO DAYS LATER OP: Dad? Where's my hamster? Dad: He was disappointed with your school report, so he decided to look at your photos instead.

RacistPancake 6

Monday 7 May 2012 21:01

Burn the child!

nofearjenshere 12

Monday 7 May 2012 21:45

^ You racist son of a pancake!

danz123 7

Monday 7 May 2012 16:49

I hope he starts asking why there are less photos of him on the wall. Your reply should be, 'every time you piss me off I burn one.'

SkoomaKi 27

Monday 7 May 2012 16:50

Father - I found out your blood type isn't A+... Daughter - Dad I'm sorry! I can get a blood transfusion! Father - its too late! No daughter of mine can be less than perfect! *burns photo*

whispernaughtysh 5

Monday 7 May 2012 17:11

High Expectations Asian Dad approves

smydiwannafthata 5

Monday 7 May 2012 16:52

F your dad's life?

thisisthriller 1

Monday 7 May 2012 16:57

lol burn his pictures

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