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By sadmother - 01/07/2011 23:12 - Canada

Today, I asked my daughter what time it was. She stared at the clock for several seconds before muttering, "I don't know". She's 14 years old and on the honour roll, and yet she can't tell the time on an analogue clock. FML

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Today, I submitted my big assignment to my teacher at 1:55pm. The deadline was 2pm. She rejected it, because her watch read a few minutes after 2pm, and she maintains that the time on her watch is the "real" time. FML

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By Mothering - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I took my 16 year-old daughter to get a bank account, taking her birth certificate with us as requested. When the teller wrote her name down on a piece of paper, my daughter said, "How do you know my name?" The teller just looked at her and held up her birth certificate. I raised a nitwit. FML

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chipnchips 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 5:51

time to switch to digital clocks

krysxkatastrophe 14

Saturday 2 July 2011 5:55

I know college kids who can't read a regular clock. It scares me that these people are the future of this world.

Comments

Zebidee 8

Saturday 2 July 2011 18:02

I only clicked on this comment section to laugh at Americans going all herp-a-derp over 'honour' and 'analogue', and yet I've managed to find all manner of ****-knucklery. Thank you FML for being so entertaining!

ArielTheMermaid 17

Saturday 2 July 2011 18:03

how did she make the honor roll?

jackiee_nguyen 2

Saturday 2 July 2011 18:09

isnt it honor roll?....just saying lol

dptscorpio113 3

Saturday 2 July 2011 18:19

well seeing as it's spelled honor role and you spelled it wrong I'm guessing she got her intelligence from you

Zebidee 8

Saturday 2 July 2011 18:30

Well **** me then - you can't have inherited your intelligence from anywhere. I'm prepared to let the 'honor' thing slide because you're obviously just a Yank who can't be expected to know jack shit about the world, but I WILL call you on the fact you took all the trouble to correct someone on their spelling, and STILL spelled 'roll' wrong.