By redlips - 09/11/2010 18:06 - Japan

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Today, I asked my fiancé what he liked most about being in a relationship with me. His answer? "I can watch your boobs without being called a perv." FML
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Hgielad_720 0

Wow haha. That was an epic answer. ;) I'm proud of him.

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r9310 0

girls shouldnt ask questions like that >.> those questions are annoying because you ALWAYS ask them..

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RavenXRampage 1

Exactly. If you ask a stupid question, expect to get a stupid answer.

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sourgirl101 28

Best Spanish dessert is Chest Leches!

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C6Racer 0

Lmao, tres leches. That actually is one of my faves.

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sourgirl101 28

Best Spanish dessert is Chest Leches!

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eytanrodin 0

so nice I gotta say it twice! nice nice nice! thrice actually.

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Gloritank 8

Gotta admire the man's honesty

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iggy808 0

You must have a nice rack. :)

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jermaine5150 0

A good girlfriend wouldn't ask a question like that...

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callmepepe25 0

I have a theory. God gave men both a brain and a penis but only enough blood to use one. He thought with his penis.

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dudeitsdanny 9

And you came up with that old joke all by yourself? You sure are clever.

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sourgirl101 28

Why do guys name their penises? They want to be on a first name bases with who's in charge. *old joke too

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Molkerei 0

I didn't name mine... he named me. but seriously who names their penis... hold for people telling me their penis name

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Zmeilerr 22

then next time he pisses you off tell him he has a small penis ;)

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boopityboppity 11

I don't mean to offend, but, based off this comment, I find it difficult to believe you're 19.

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Zmeilerr 22

This is coming from a 16 year old. Grow up.

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Zmeilerr 22

This is coming from a 16 year old. Grow up.

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boopityboppity 11

Yes, I'm sixteen, but I don't advocate juvenile tactics such as yours.

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EngineerJane 0

So what if he's well hung? Then it'll make her retarded or only accepts horse dicks.

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do_me_now 1

Well now he sounds like a perv but oh well at least he says you have nice boobs! :)

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