By redlips - 09/11/2010 18:06 - Japan

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Today, I asked my fiancé what he liked most about being in a relationship with me. His answer? "I can watch your boobs without being called a perv." FML
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Hgielad_720 0

Wow haha. That was an epic answer. ;) I'm proud of him.

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Chaith 16

Maybe not? Anyone else notice in Japan, where this FML is from, boobs are put on a pedestal? #1 Country to have big boobs in the world. Fo really.

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thesunsetglow_fml 8

#24 I noticed that too, Japan is like the horniest country in the world (I base this off of those scary sexual cartoons and their National Sex Day and the sex-vending machines.) So to the OP, YDI for thinking he wanted anything different while living in Japan. ;)

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ilovemydoodle123 0

I know this might sound stupid, but what does ftw mean?

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THEMANN1000 0

for the win dumbass

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Fortuitous 0

You are all imbeciles. It's "**** the world", bitches.

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wowthatshorrible_fml 0

it's both

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DarkHelmet 10

wait wait wait WAIT!!!!! they have a National Sex Day AND Sex Vending Machines in Japan!!!!! I'm ****** moving!!!!!!!

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_TONGAN_ 5

FTW means Falling Through Windows!! lol IDK

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FLCL4711Fox 0

48 you son of a mother ****** **** suckin bastard! you're just going around posting this you weak minded fool! nobody answer this anymore! this guy is a phony! a big fat phony! isn't that right you fat phony?!

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stephanie0613 0

Hey atleast he likes something about being in a relationship with you and is planning on marrying you! you should be happy.

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phreshboi 1

why would you ask that when he's your fiance? that's a question that should be asked way before he's your fiance...

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cycle227 3

and of course, WTF means "why the face", right?

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okieraider71 4

Women NEVER UNDERSTAND the power boobs have over men.

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afroninjashuffle 0

japan is the number one most perveted country in the world! ftw

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_TONGAN_ 5

133- he's not a little boy you dick shit!

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silverstream20 20

137 I actually could not agree with you more, Boob power is insane

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xxEternalRain 13

Yeah if she was a ****

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MrDanimal 0

Hey retard, if you were older then 12 you would actually like boobs. Assuming you are straight. Which I think you are not with that comment. This is the exact reason to have a girlfriend. To sum up. You=Gay, Boobs=Awesome.

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taytay6510 6

hey dumbass, how can you presume someones gay from them saying lol... you = dumbfuck , this comment = awesome

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Mehness 0

4 - What the **** are you ranting on about? All 2 said was "lol."

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sourgirl101 28

My #2 says 'dump him' not 'lol'???

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Hgielad_720 0

It originally said lol but now it says something else.

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Sourgirl, if your poo spells out words, you may have a problem. Heh heh.

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sourgirl101 28

My #2 dump? haha, you are clever!(:

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

It took me 4 tries to get that comment to post. I had to say it.(:

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GaryBusey1121 0

if you poo spells out words you are magical, and you belong in the upmost of places high on a pedestal so others can bow at your pleasure.

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KingDingALing 9

This conversation went from talking about gayness, to a conversation about poop. How the **** does that happen?

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theFMLiest1ofThe 0

it's UTmost, Gary. I realize you've got the same number of brain cells left, as that guy Pedro on the Real World (season 2 i think) had T-cells left...but try to sound like you interact w people smarter than your imaginary friend once in a while. God, I'm going to hell. we miss you Pedro. rip

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GaryBusey1121 0

I think your boyfriend left some fecal matter on your chin.

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I_like_chicken 0

3 things 1. #2 u stole my pic 2. #25 that's GREAT 3. gary ur pic scares the heck out of me, change it

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Hgielad_720 0

Wow haha. That was an epic answer. ;) I'm proud of him.

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WallyTheWombat 0

That's one of the perks of being in a relationship. OP should be flattered that he's lookin at her chest and not someone else's.

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nakidna 0

have a sense of humor. he's most likely joking.

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GaryBusey1121 0

Every man loves to stare at Chesticles. it does not matter, if the lady is 100 yrs old we will still look at her ****.

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FMLephant 2

even if they're sagging to the floor

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lmtlmt 7

ew wtf dude, I aint lookin at no 100 year old ****!

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Muffinzz11 7

lol those things would be dust

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macgruberiscool 0

your boyfriend is epicly full of win

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garrett_T 0

well, you asked him.

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