Health: Today, I asked my friend who is a fashion major why she didn't...

By fatty - 23/01/2010 21:44 - United States

Today, I asked my friend who is a fashion major why she didn't want to use me as a model for her senior project. She said my boobs were too big. I doubt it'd have been an issue if I were a girl. FML

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By Lauren - 08/09/2010 23:13 - Australia

Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML

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By FailMan - 17/01/2009 13:15 - United States

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML

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By pancaketits - 22/03/2016 15:33 - United States - Havertown

Today, a classmate accused me of having butt implants because "women can't have a huge ass and pancake tits". FML

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Hereditary?

By andy - 01/01/2010 14:12 - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML

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Body positivity

By fat…? - 13/07/2022 04:00

Today, when people ask me what I’m doing this summer and I answer that I’m going into plus-size modeling, they rudely say, “Oh, me too,” or, “Oh, my grandma too.” I have an hourglass figure and spent hours on my portfolio, but everyone still thinks I’m just trying to feel better about being fat. FML

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Sewing project

By peppergirl - 30/12/2019 20:00

Today, I was doing a sewing project in class. My friend said we should get the teachers to model our designs. I said that I did not think I would have enough material to make clothes for one of the teachers. I said this in front of the whole class very loudly, while the teacher was right next to me. FML

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Some taken

By Atomic_Tangerine - 29/06/2009 23:07 - United States

Today, my mom, sister, and I were talking about a friend's girlfriend. My sister's opinion of her was that she was cute but not hot. My mom agreed, saying that she didn't think that someone without boobs could EVER be hot. She then looked at me and said, "No offense." FML

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By not-that-fat - 27/07/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2012 05:03 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was sitting on a rather small, uncomfortable bean bag while my friend was sitting on a nice chair. She asked if I wanted to switch seats, not so I could be more comfortable, but because she thought I was too fat and that I would burst the bean bag. FML

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By apparentlyugly - 29/08/2010 17:51 - United States

Today, I was chosen out of 64 women to model for the catalog of a new clothing store. Just when my self-confidence took a dramatic boost, I looked at the evaluation sheet. I was picked due to attributes such as my "extra large figure and average face" to make below average women feel beautiful. FML

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Proudmary 2

Sunday 24 January 2010 1:54

:(. I wish i had your problem. (I'm a girl though)

MadeOfAwesome 1

Sunday 24 January 2010 1:56

MOOBIES!

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Towelie_31 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 1:53

first, and lol you got manboobs!

daveyb123 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 1:54

bahahaha!

hockysa 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 4:28

you're a noob you didn't know till today you're a fat guy with man boobs? Don't you have a mirror or something?

lolfmlfail 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 5:12

did u really just use the term noob?

Secret_Fire_King 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 7:41

Really, OP?.. You thought you had a chance, even though you're a fat, ugly person? XD YDI for asking stupid questions..

peacelove1297 0

Friday 29 January 2010 0:52

your being a total dipshit of an asshole This guy is probably a BAMF

skitzoyd 0

Monday 29 March 2010 5:55

Hahaha lmfao that was funny

Thabb 0

Thursday 6 May 2010 3:11

Lmfao

uradopted 0

Friday 28 May 2010 4:29

win

zingg1898 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 1:54

Proudmary 2

Sunday 24 January 2010 1:54

:(. I wish i had your problem. (I'm a girl though)

050294 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 2:47

Don't. They suck. I am almost a DD, and my back is always killing me.

xxprettydisaster 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 4:56

dudeitsdanny 9

Sunday 24 January 2010 5:21

Don't. For the reason she said. Some of us guys prefer smaller ones so don't worry, if that's the reason why.

Freeze_fml 16

Sunday 24 January 2010 5:26

How dare you refer to yourself as a guy. You camwhore.

janise 2

Sunday 24 January 2010 5:56

Try back exercises. They work wonders for me.

dudeitsdanny 9

Sunday 24 January 2010 11:34

Freeze- I'm sorry I'm good-looking enough to be able to put a picture on the internet without getting sue for causing blindness in adults, and trauma in small children. Speaking of that.. I see you're missing a picture and testicles, since you felt the need to say that.