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By Sdutent - 01/03/2009 08:34 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML

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By WTF? - 12/08/2013 04:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML

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By damnit - 27/10/2008 09:08 - United States

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML

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By Imrickar - 30/04/2011 05:06 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

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By a single fuck - 23/05/2013 16:40 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML

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Please?

By mandinga - 06/09/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, my husband asked me for permission to have an affair with his hot secretary. FML

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Nice try

By johnnycomehelpme - 14/11/2014 00:59 - United States - Skokie

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML

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I should?

By potatoehead178 - 28/01/2020 05:00 - United States - Fairfield

Today, while I finished my business with my girlfriend, she asked if I used Viagra. I replied, "No I never use Viagra." She responded with, "You should." FML

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By Steve.mc - 01/05/2011 07:03 - Canada

Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 05:59 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML

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By tmi4me - 26/05/2015 03:50 - United States

Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML

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mrcarmine 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 16:13

nah that's bad news, you don't want to be with someone who cheated on someone else with you. it sets a bad precedent. poor guy.

jonathanbirriel 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 17:11

That is horrible news, my friend. It's a very simple rule: IF SHE'LL CHEAT WITH YOU, SHE'LL CHEAT ON YOU!

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xcyeahh 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 7:11

If it wasnt on you then it seems all good in the hood

A7X2012 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 12:01

Atleast shes jonest.?.?...

johnrdz3 24

Sunday 15 December 2013 16:07

I would've dumped her

LostDN 9

Saturday 2 April 2016 18:11

which means she will do it again with somebody else to

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