Love: Today, I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go to the movies....

By English - 01/12/2008 03:25 - Australia

Today, I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go to the movies. She replies, "Sorry I have to do stuff with my parents" Her mum calls and by mistake my girlfriend pressed loud speaker, the first thing her mum said was "Be back at 11". FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 05:56 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML

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By AnonymousLoser - 11/09/2013 09:30 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend invited me over for the first time. I pulled up to her house just to be denied at the front door by her mum. She'd invited me over to break up with me, but had her mum do it for her. FML

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SHUSH

By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 12:00

Today, I went to see a movie with my mum. She kept asking me questions throughout the entire film, and not necessarily about the movie. I lost my cool when she asked me a bit too loudly for comfort if I regretted being dumped my ex. FML

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By noo - 11/10/2009 10:54 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend's mother called me to tell me she didn't appreciate our "public amorous behaviour" at the local food court. I didn't go out all day. FML

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By Jake - 28/09/2010 17:35 - United States

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

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Loveshack

By MoodKilled - 04/11/2023 09:00

Today, my girlfriends and I had planned a movie night. When she got home, she took her laptop and some snacks we prepared, and spent the evening playing online games. When I asked if I should wait for her, she told me to go and "watch some shit on Netflix, I don't really care" without looking away from the laptop. FML

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By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2011 12:17 - Egypt

Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML

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What do you want from me?

By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 22:00

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend moaning that I never go anywhere, I went out with some friends. An hour in, she started blowing up my phone. When I answered it, she was screaming in rage because I wasn't home to cook dinner. FML

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Cunning

By Single Again - 07/03/2020 06:11

Today, my best friend called me to cancel our mall plans. I could hear that she was watching a movie in the background. I then called my boyfriend to see if he was busy, and I could hear the same movie in the background. FML

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silly_kate 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 8:51

how do you know she's not going out with friends? don't jump to conclusions, just talk to her. if she's cheating, though, tell her to go die.

peachezthelette 22

Saturday 6 February 2010 12:33

her mom called who? im so confused on this whole thing..

Comments

ashley53 3

Monday 12 July 2010 23:58

aw):

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Tuesday 13 July 2010 15:01

she's left you with no choice: you must **** her mom, and let her catch you two mid-thrust.

Jamiemiller 0

Friday 29 October 2010 6:24

Wht a bitch!

canttouchthis91 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 8:36

maybe she didn't wanna go and felt guilty so she lied.... suck it up

Emobitch67 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 1:00

What if her mom was telling someone in the house that they'd be back at eleven

A7X2012 0

Friday 27 January 2012 13:42

JSounds like shes cheating o u........ Or shes not in to u anymore get the hint either way

yuggi1 11

Friday 1 June 2012 8:24

Maybe she thought she DID have stuff to do with her parents and her mom called to cancel the plans.

looneytoongirl 0

Wednesday 11 July 2012 16:12

Your girlfriend just might want to hang out by herself tonight and not go anywhere at all. Maybe she just wanted to hang out alone and didn't want to hurt your feelings.

Elisabetha Aarron 18

Thursday 30 April 2020 18:10

So they thought lying was better than talking to their partner. Not a very healthy relationship when you feel the need to lie instead of being open and honest

ChrisWaines 9

Tuesday 19 March 2013 12:22

Maybe the movie you wanted to see sucked. Or maybe you annoy her with clingy ness to the point of her not wanting to hangout with you.

Elisabetha Aarron 18

Thursday 30 April 2020 18:11

Then why not have an open conversation. What is wrong with people that they think that lying and hiding their thoughts from their partner is ok and not damaging