Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous.... - FML

By Maestro - 01/12/2008 06:09 - France

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Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learnt that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML

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By not a fan - 07/04/2021 08:00 - United States

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Today I’ve been called a prude, a misogynist, a controlling bastard and worse all because I have a problem with my girlfriend masturbating for strangers online. She has an OnlyFans and I hate it. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2018 03:00

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Today, my girlfriend sent me a video of herself masturbating so I could watch it on my business trip. As I was watching it, I realised someone was filming her, because the camera was moving and definitely not on a tripod. I know I never recorded a video of her. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 16:59 - Germany - Dortmund

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Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2020 19:00

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Today, my girlfriend sent me a revenge video of her having sex with another guy, because I cheated on her. I got angry with her, but later used the video to masturbate. FML

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By notsohandy - 03/01/2014 22:08 - Denmark - Hadsten

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Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML

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By damnit - 27/10/2008 09:08 - United States

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML

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By burb - 25/09/2013 19:23 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2014 21:29 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML

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By fuck russia and fuck georgia too - 09/03/2014 18:38 - Azerbaijan

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML

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By angry - 04/11/2009 18:51 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was on webcam with my girlfriend, who was naked. She turned the webcam to point it at the screen for a second, and she was also on webcam with another guy. FML

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Top comments

RPGod 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 2:40

Dump her. If her morals are so low that she has no problem with that, you dont need to date her

Maniac_fml 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 6:49

stupid *itch. why does everyone want a link?

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MCart_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 1:24

1-6, 8, 11 and 12. :)

supafly208 0

Friday 13 February 2009 17:53

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

zach055 23

Friday 12 March 2010 1:00

LINK

nfsdude0125 14

Monday 26 May 2014 5:59

Chaturbate probs.

23lf 16

Monday 17 November 2014 16:32

The majority of males watch ****, so If I'm wierd, I don't wanna be normal

Maniac_fml 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 6:49

stupid *itch. why does everyone want a link?

saltypirate 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 10:15

Question is, why wouldn't they want the link to a website where a girl that may be hot masturbates in front of a webcam?

alliewillie 22

Wednesday 8 January 2014 22:00

Perhaps because people are begging a guy who's obviously upset his girlfriend does it in the first place, for the link they can then go watch it on. Are all your fingers broken, and you can't google the 38595972627949 other girls willing to do it? I'm sure you'll find a website... Or million.

Eir_fml 1

Wednesday 18 February 2009 2:10

lol @ Anonymous. Yes, she has probably been on 4chan. /b/tards probably know her.

Superflyshyguy 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 9:25

Shhhh!!!! Rules 1 and 2

jakob400 0

Monday 10 May 2010 2:50

only apply to raids /b/tard

ejvlols 0

Monday 23 February 2009 19:37

HOT send me urls

authorkid 2

Tuesday 20 April 2010 9:04

r u lesbian?

collegegirl87 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 1:38

'14-lol' is probably a guy who has a pic of a girls butt for his profile. just guessing but could be wrong.

saltypirate 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 10:16

that's a nice butt though

Gio_fml 6

Tuesday 24 February 2009 1:35

link please! :)

Ximmie 0

Monday 2 March 2009 1:55

Thats so wrong! Get rid of her!

AmberBri 8

Monday 7 February 2011 8:39

I like that dress for your picture! where's it from?!

MattChristensen 14

Saturday 7 March 2015 20:14

I see it as white and gold. Lol jk

Lizo_fml 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 7:14

dude, he's not sleeping with other people. man up. You're holding down a pornstar. Insecurity like this is not really helping your game. .....................and URL please!

RPGod 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 2:40

Dump her. If her morals are so low that she has no problem with that, you dont need to date her

Lzees 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 8:45

that is awful :((( how sad

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