You don't deserve it, FYL indeed, but you really need to let that shallow bitch go. Hell, she's probably ******* someone else right now as you read this.

this reminds me of a 3rd Rock episode.

Sounds like you've got a real winner there.

YDI for that asinine compliment-fishing you were clearly doing. GOD I hate it when people ask me questions like that when they're clearly just desperate for an ego boost. Accept compliments when they come, don't go around ASKING for them. I'd have said something like that, too. And YDI for the fact that you're probably dating a girl who is clearly out of your league and not that into you, BUT can acknowledge that you have a nice car.

Though, if this was somehow completely undeserved, take her to a nice restaurant (without valet parking) in the nearest major city that's a bit of a ways away (or a restaurant that's out in the middle of nowhere, but that's often busy) then tell her to go inside and see what the wait is like. Then drive away, call or text her to tell her that you realized that you were in love with your car, too, and that you have decided to be together, so she can go **** herself. Then you say, good luck getting back! and turn off your phone.

Don't be needy and ask questions like that.

if you have a Porsche I would say the same :D

FYL for having a GF that likes your car more than you. YDI for asking stupid questions like that. Also, see #68/69

This would be funnier if you had say an '88 nissan stanza wagon.

It could've been a joke. Did you ever think of that one, slugger?