Imagine the pain of someone squeezing your balls tightly, then finally when they let go, not twenty seconds later it happens again. Couple that with feeling lethargic, nauseated, and sore. Now you may understand why some women can be testy around that time of the month.

Men call that a hangover combined with blue balls. Happens to us all the time, but we've learned that it will soon fix itself and to medicate the symptoms away instead of making everyone around us miserable.

Unfortunately for many women, medication doesn't help any of the symptoms at all. They can take pain killers, specifically designed "PMS"-medication, and still have to endure the full blow of all the symptoms. So imagine your "blue balls with a hangover" only there is not a SINGLE thing you can do to ease any of the discomfort, and it lasts for DAYS, not just a few hours. Don't tell me you'd just "tough it out" and not make other people's lives miserable. I know MANY a man who will become a complete whiny tart when he's sick and can't reach the remote (there's a reason why there is a stereotype of the "man cold") - I can't imagine how they'd be acting if they had your supposed "blue balls with hangover."

I have an app for that. It even gives me a pms reminder to be on good behaviour every morning tye week before, just in case. My ol' lady isn't too bad, but I suffer from foot in mouth disease, so the app is a godsend.

It makes us feel like they don’t take our emotions seriously, and we’re just there for when they’re horny.

Certainly women have a full range of emotions, and little control over them at the best of times, but they all seem to end up at angry when there is a man around to blame for each of lifes little annoyances.

#54-- Yep, clearly. You must know everything, because men are clearly totally logical all the time. And by your standards, I'm apparently not really female. Fascinating!