Miscellaneous: Today, I asked my mother if we were eating supper soon so I could...

By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, I asked my mother if we were eating supper soon so I could take a nap. She said "no" so I went into my room and fell asleep. When I woke up, everybody was gone. My entire family of 6 went to Olive Garden while I was sleeping. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2014 02:26 - United States - San Luis Rey

Today, while visiting family, we went to a restaurant to eat. Towards the end of the meal, I went to use the restroom. When I came back, everyone was gone. Everyone had actually gotten into their cars and left without me. I have no idea where I am and no one is answering their phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2011 20:55 - United States

Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML

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By jasminejzhu - 14/04/2013 09:58 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, after an exhausting weekend of work, I decided to take a nap. I was awoken several hours later by my mother-in-law knocking on my door. Apparently my 11-year-old called up grandma to complain that she was hungry and that mum was sleeping instead of cooking dinner. FML

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By anon - 06/01/2015 00:15 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I spent hours cooking an amazing dinner for my family, who had just gotten home from a trip, so we could spend some time together because I'd started to miss everyone. When they got home, they saw it all laid out and just took plates to their room, without even telling me they were home. FML

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By charlie - 10/05/2009 01:48 - United States

Today, my mom asked if I wanted to come to dinner with my parents and my grandparents who are in from London. When we got to the restaurant, there was a wait. My mom made me walk home because they could get a table quicker for a group of four than a group of five. FML

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By BrokeAsFuck - 18/10/2012 23:52 - United States

Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML

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By Abandoned - 15/02/2010 07:28 - United States

Today, our family went out to a restaurant at night. My cousin and I needed to go to the restroom, so we told everyone before going. Less than three minutes later, we came out to find them gone, along with the cars. They forgot about their own kids. FML

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By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 09:43 - United States

Today, as I'm pregnant, my mom came over to do some nice things for me, such as clean my kitchen and cook a large pot of my favorite soup. When she left, I took a nap, planning to eat later. I woke up to find my roommates had trashed my kitchen and eaten all my soup. FML

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By Jonnygiant - 14/03/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML

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tiffanyjean 3

Sunday 12 September 2010 9:15

that's mean hope u made an awesome dinner for yourself

kellanlvr 1

Sunday 12 September 2010 9:16

aww I hate when my family does that :/

Comments

TooMuchXbox 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 20:56

No, you're all idiots. If your friend said "hey, can I go to sleep before we eat" and you say "no, we're about to leave", then you get ready to go and the asshole is sleeping, you wouldn't leave him there? AND this probably isn't the first time numb nuts has done this sort of ass-hatery.

stevenmx86 7

Sunday 12 September 2010 23:08

I want to know why op thought the family of 6 detail was necessary..it's not like it'd take that much longer for 6ppl to get ready as opposed to 3-4..

Kiraro 0

Monday 13 September 2010 1:11

I'm pretty sure it was to emphasize the fact that so many people in her family knew they were going to dinner, yet no one bothered to wake her up.

adorkable_spazz 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 23:52

that's horrible! i'm sorry, op. ]:

Scififreak339 0

Monday 13 September 2010 1:38

ehh don't worry olive garden sucks. they problably will get food poisoning soon

mdog13 1

Monday 13 September 2010 3:24

u have the. house to urself have sex with ur bf and if u don't have one go watch **** and blast it and call ur rents to c when they r coming home first cause u don't want them to be coming home when it having sex or fingering urself

jewbies 0

Monday 13 September 2010 7:00

lazy ass make your own dinner!

dinorawr1107 4

Monday 13 September 2010 7:20

i say lock all the doors/windows and let em sleep outside then in the morning be like oh sorry i was asleep. AND then eat all of the food in the fridge(: