Love: Today, I asked out my best friend via facebook graffiti. He then...

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, I asked out my best friend via facebook graffiti. He then accidentally wrote his rejection as his status instead of on my wall. More people liked his status than the number of friends I have on facebook. FML

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By pandabear - 12/02/2010 19:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I got an alert from Facebook that it was my very popular and attractive classmate's birthday. I decided to be sweet and write "Happy birthday" on her wall, only to notice it wasn't there a few minutes later. I rewrote it again and it disappeared. After three attempts, I took the hint. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2012 21:52 - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

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By notliked - 01/10/2009 10:33 - United States

Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML

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By Lennie Mcfish - 28/08/2018 01:30

Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML

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By josh - 23/01/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:30 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML

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By facebook - 24/06/2010 10:09 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 23:39 - United States - South Gate

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 03:27 - United States

Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML

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KiwiBlam 4

Thursday 4 March 2010 12:12

Haha awesome. Grow some balls and learn to ask someone out properly

KenMcGormick 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 12:27

are you sure he accidentally wrote that?

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lsousa 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 4:00

lol ask in person and that wouldn't happened

beatlesfreak 0

Monday 27 December 2010 21:07

Sad.

maddiester 5

Monday 28 February 2011 10:12

agsilver 14

Saturday 23 April 2011 19:39

how many friends? oh, I know, ONE

wwweee6362 0

Monday 2 May 2011 5:35

wow thts so meen u should hack hiz FB

CODNERD 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 19:31

yeah, "accidentally"

Tracy98 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 4:22

how you know it was an accident?

KaptainKupkake 1

Monday 25 July 2011 22:49

Who asks someone out via Facebook? Especially using the Graffiti App... retard.

KaptainKupkake 1

Monday 25 July 2011 22:52

Then why did you take the time to find this website, create an account, and then complain about it on someone's post. Think it through before you comment something like that. And DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT TO ME. You're just an insecure jerk on the inside. I feel for you.

skizzlerz 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 19:22

I'm gonna hafts say YDI this time. If you didn't want his acceptance/rejection (rejection mainly but still) to be public, then YOU shouldn't have asked him publicly. Facebook is kinda a lame way to ask someone out, but you should have at least messaged him instead of some lame ass Facebook graffiti. Hell, I'd probably say no to a loser who thought it was cool/cute/a good idea to ask me out that way.