By sarah - 11/02/2012 06:36 - United States

Today, I ate an entire pack of breath mints in preparation for a date. Instead of giving me fresh breath, it gave me a terrible case of diarrhea. FML
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bbgirlXD 6

Well next time brush your teethes , instead of just covering your bad breath .

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jclawkward 4

Looks like your ex filled your mint tin with laxatives...I'm gunna use that one!

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MissHalfBreed 0

Your breath must really stink if you have to take a whole pack of mints.

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HunterAlpha1 8

alternatively you could've brushed your teeth then gargled with scope. i give this a firm YDI. eating too much nutrasweet will make you sick, you've got to have known that already.

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hello_jules 8

There's these great things called "toothbrush" and "toothpaste". You should try it sometime.

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megamandude455 10

Oh nice. You know your only supposed to eat one right? Or chew peppermint gum.

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megamandude455 10

That was also supposed to have "right op?" at the end >_

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victoriakarsynn 0

Tooth brushes don't give you the *****.... Just a thought

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fyourlives1512 1

You should have just Bruges your teeth or swished some mouthwash around..YDI

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je1222 1

You deserved it big time. How did you think that the more you eat the better your breath will get? Two or three is enough. Bad logic.

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stoych 19

Most mints contain something you called Sorbitol, especially those really little, breath freshener ones. Sorbitol is a mild laxative, I found this out the hard way too.

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sassytappy89 0

If ur teeth haven't been brushed enough to make u need a whole thing of mints that date was bound to end in failure anyhow due to yellow teeth stains from lack of hygiene.

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