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By sarah - 11/02/2012 06:36 - United States

Today, I ate an entire pack of breath mints in preparation for a date. Instead of giving me fresh breath, it gave me a terrible case of diarrhea. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, I discovered that the wintergreen breath mints I've been taking for a week now, are actually circular, flavored, white and green laxatives. FML

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By Kendall14159 - 17/04/2016 20:09 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I decided to pick up some breath mints. As I was checking out, the cashier informed me that if I was "planning on getting a girl to stay the night", I'd need the "stronger, more intense brand of mints". FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2023 23:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was on a first date and everything was going great, until I realized I had garlic breath from the garlic bread I ate earlier. I tried covering it with a mouthful of wine, but it just made it worse. I ended up trying to avoid any closeness, and now I guess I'll just die alone. FML

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By thanksbaby - 01/06/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling in bed talking about our future wedding coming up. He leaned over seductively to tell me he got a present for me to ‘use’ on our wedding day. It was a pack of breath mints. FML

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Classy

By dontask - 01/10/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML

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By MustyAtticMouth - 13/01/2024 05:00 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, a long day of work and a bad day for my mental health, I tried to relax with my wife, a movie, and a soda. After returning from using the bathroom, I took a swig to discover a particularly odorous stink bug had snuck into the can, now my mouth. FML

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By let ‘Er rip - 13/10/2019 16:00

Today, I was out on my first date in months. My stomach didn’t feel quite right after dinner, but I tried to ignore it. During the movie, it got so bad I decided to try to sneak a small fart for relief. As soon as I did, the theater fell dead silent. My fart practically echoed in the silence. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 04:23 - United States - Lafayette Hill

Today, I almost died. How? I nearly suffocated after passing out while chewing an entire pack of gum. I should really drink less. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 11:45 - United States

Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick, I choked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda and that got stuck as well. I finally got my breath back and let out the loudest burp I ever have. He looked at me and said, "Does this mean I can fart now?" FML

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The Taste of Love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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DalPozzo13 10

Saturday 11 February 2012 12:03

Shit happens

bbgirlXD 6

Saturday 11 February 2012 12:10

Well next time brush your teethes , instead of just covering your bad breath .

Comments

UrAverageBrat 10

Saturday 11 February 2012 21:08

Do you even know what sugar alcohol is??

EpicLovee 2

Saturday 11 February 2012 21:28

You really needed to eat the WHOLE pack? Your breath smells THAT bad? ....

darkmis1 17

Saturday 11 February 2012 21:43

Did you ever consider brushing your teeth instead?

hiscrazygurl1 5

Saturday 11 February 2012 21:45

I bet it was minty fresh coming out :)

linkinpark98 23

Saturday 11 February 2012 22:13

*Chuckles* That was stupid of you OP.

caviar_fml 2

Saturday 11 February 2012 23:53

why didn't you just brush your teeth?!

doubleohseven 0

Sunday 12 February 2012 0:11

Dumbass

jamaicanbunny 0

Sunday 12 February 2012 0:33

It's called brushing your teeth. How bad does your breath smell that you had to eat a whole pack..

stompic 2

Sunday 12 February 2012 0:35

don't understand why there are so many YDIs. It's not your fault if you are... okay, i shut up.....

GypsyRover 0

Sunday 12 February 2012 0:42

One girl and her cup!

thatsmylyfe 13

Sunday 12 February 2012 0:48

GAG!! that video was NASTY!!

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