Health: Today, I attempted to bleach my body hair so I wouldn't have...

By run4fun - 23/06/2011 18:56 - United States

Today, I attempted to bleach my body hair so I wouldn't have to shave. A little while later, I realized that I'd also succeeded in bleaching my skin, which was incredibly noticeable. I'm hosting a pool party this weekend. FML

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By nobleach - 02/07/2009 14:05 - United States

Today, I was going to bleach my bikini line, as I have not been able to shave there due to some ingrown hairs, and I also have to lifeguard every day. As it turns out, I'm allergic to the bleach. There is now an angry red, burning rash on my crotch that you can see around my swimsuit. FML

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By mustachioed - 29/09/2012 05:06 - United States

Today, I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright red mustache. FML

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By spleechick - 28/01/2010 02:41 - United States

Today, I decided to bleach my belly hair. I bought some body hair bleach at the drug store, and I used it exactly as instructed. When I removed it, I was horrified to see my belly was about three shades lighter than the rest of my body. The hair was still exactly the same darkness. FML

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By annonymous - 28/02/2010 06:31 - France

Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 06:10 - United States - Batesville

Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2009 07:08 - Canada

Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML

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By Embarrassed Swimmer - 11/12/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

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By fishwizard - 02/06/2017 20:00

Today, I used a tanning bed at my local gym for the first time. I went in for the full allowed time of 9 minutes. I went to school after and everybody said I looked like Trump. Confused, I went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror. My skin is orange and matches with my bleach blonde hair. FML

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By oompaloompa - 28/10/2019 12:00

Today, I used a self-tanning towelette to help even out my tan lines and disguise my vitiligo a bit. Now my stomach is orange and my spots are even more noticeable. FML

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By Herbiee - 18/08/2010 12:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML

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GrooveSponge 0

Friday 24 June 2011 0:06

That's what you get for being lazy!

Thabb 0

Friday 24 June 2011 0:06

full body swimsuit?

Comments

mea_iloveskiing 26

Friday 24 June 2011 1:37

you'll have a sick night bitchesssss :D

theaws0m3guy 4

Friday 24 June 2011 1:42

Tanning machine..thataway!

xbarbiexdollx20 5

Friday 24 June 2011 1:43

Wow.. Shaving doesn't take long. Shows how lazy you are. YDI.

Sessyann 1

Friday 24 June 2011 1:44

No wonder Americans are overweight....we r too lazy!

Commander223 9

Friday 24 June 2011 2:19

Well dur....

jordanp17 3

Friday 24 June 2011 2:42

you're a nice example of that theory.

Tracy98 0

Friday 24 June 2011 1:51

dummy

green_eggs_and_h 0

Friday 24 June 2011 1:55

Well, if you're willing to bleach your skin you could try painting your skin tan.

jahjahjama2 5

Friday 24 June 2011 2:05

your rude

penguinazul 13

Friday 24 June 2011 2:06

Maybe OP has really sensitive skin like me and breaks out every time she shaves, thus she can't shave every day. I have to wait at least a day or two in between shaves so that my legs don't feel like they're on fire all the time -- it doesn't matter what kind of razor or shaving cream I use. Maybe she wanted to save herself the hassle of an icky skin rash.

disney_blonde 16

Friday 24 June 2011 2:26

You'd think if that were the case, bleach would irritate the skin just as much if not more.

penguinazul 13

Friday 24 June 2011 2:50

Seems like that to me, too, because everything I've tried either is really painful or results in irritation, no matter the method. Makes me wish men didn't care if us women shaved our legs or not.