By Anonymous - 28/12/2016 01:28

Today, I attempted to score with a previous friend-with-benefits by sending her a photo of my Christmas present, bondage rope. She arrived an hour later in a mad panic. She thought I was going to hang myself. FML
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corky1992 33

At least she still cares enough to try and stop you

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Laphog 17

Would love to know who originally gifted you that .

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MissPanda85 5

Unless she lives far away, she didn't get to OP very quickly! Lol also, you'd think she'd try to call first, or call someone that lived closer to check on OP if she was really that worried.

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squizzlebee 19

Maybe she didn't read the text straight away.

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oreo00 14

I'm asking a stupid question here, but are friends-with-benefits actually a thing?

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ellabellaboom 24

Yes, it is...lol can't help but think that this was a good question for Google or something though.

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sillymama 21

Yes. Yes they are. Google is a great place to look for them.

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arrivingstorm122 9

*to your friend* well...now that you're here....

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sturschaedel 27

If I lived far enough to need an hour to get there, only to find out that instead of a suicide thread it was a booty call, I'd use said rope to tie OP to the bed naked, leave, and put a post up on social media for his friends and family to go find him.

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TheOtherOneGuy 12

today, I got a picture from a previous friend-with-benefits of a rope. after a mad panic and a one hour drive, turns out it was a bondage rope. fml.

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Pogo4lyfe 1

Haha, awww, that's cute. I hope her relief put her in the mood.

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