Intimacy: Today, I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing... - FML

By Anonymous - 18/04/2012 19:18 - United Kingdom - Eynsham

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Today, I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing my virginity. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 19:36 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

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Today, I tried waxing for the first time. At first it felt like I'd dipped my balls in a furnace. Now I can't even feel them. FML

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By Pattie - 12/06/2015 06:50 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I got a Brazilian wax in anticipation of becoming intimate for the first time this weekend with a man I have dated for a few weeks. I'm so sore it hurts just to walk. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 04:26 - United States

Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML

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Waxing and waning

By Anonymous - 28/05/2023 22:00 - Germany - Buchholz in der Nordheide

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Today, being tired of all the shrubbery growing “downstairs”, I decided to give my lady bits a good waxing. So, naturally, I now have a tiny tear in my right labia and I'm scratching my itchy buttcrack with an old toothbrush. FML

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By NairyAGoodIdea - 15/01/2015 21:05 - United States

Today, I tried to manscape with some Nair. Nothing helps the pain. FML

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By Nickolas - 31/12/2010 05:58 - United States

Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML

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Pussy power

By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 17:57 - Canada - Fernie

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Today, my fiancé is returning home, so I decided to wax myself, thinking things would get intimate. I warmed the wax strips and set them on the counter. Our cat jumped onto the counter and managed to roll onto one of the strips. Suffice to say, the wrong pussy got a painful waxing. FML

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By blahblah493 - 26/05/2011 04:15 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

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By helpme - 15/07/2013 17:25 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML

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By HaleyDrew08 - 26/06/2010 03:17 - United States

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Today, I tried giving myself a bikini wax for the first time, and I'm pretty sure I didn't do it right. Now I'm laying on my couch with a wet rag and ice inbetween my legs. FML

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Top comments

KitaBrah 0

Wednesday 18 April 2012 22:50

Sounds like you had a fun time losing your virginity..

xxbobbyfinxx 0

Wednesday 18 April 2012 22:47

Worth it.

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callmesillyxxx 1

Wednesday 18 April 2012 23:56

Thats a very sensetive area! You should know how to do it the right way before you do it!

ClickOnMe 2

Thursday 19 April 2012 0:02

she put "lady area" because in reality its very manly

musicman439 2

Thursday 19 April 2012 7:54

You are mocking her because you are a douche bag.

mybright 8

Thursday 19 April 2012 0:05

The one time I waxed, when the hair grew back, it was HORRIBLY ingrown EVERYWHERE! And I had ingrowns the next few cycles of growth even after going back to shaving :( NEVER will I wax again!

lyssa_jean 7

Thursday 19 April 2012 0:15

love your new pic noor:)

Trisha_aus 15

Thursday 19 April 2012 0:22

Brazilian bikini wax eh! Perhaps the bloke from saw should use it as one of his games! But seriously op, it always hurts to look good down under! Chin up

Trisha_aus 15

Thursday 19 April 2012 0:23

Noor use a shaving cream for extra sensitive skin, oh and you look absolutely darling in that pic! Girlcrush ;)

grndNpnd 6

Thursday 19 April 2012 0:32

U don't know about what two things? The waxing and losing the virginity?

lynnlaney 3

Thursday 19 April 2012 0:46

If you use the wrong kinda of wax it will hurt like hell, wax you use for arm and legs are not to be used for your vag, it's to harsh of wax for it

PrincessesCrown 17

Thursday 19 April 2012 0:50

Really. I had no idea thay rippig hair off a sesitive area would hurt.

br0ccoli 14

Thursday 19 April 2012 1:05

At least your cooch doesn't look like the amazon rainforest

challan 19

Thursday 19 April 2012 16:18

Now only half does... Deforestation

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