Intimacy and Miscellaneous: Today, I attended a formal dinner with donors to my university....

By John - 01/04/2017 08:00 - United States

Today, I attended a formal dinner with donors to my university. While looking at a much older lady's nametag to see who she was, I was publicly accused of looking at her breasts. Now a bunch of people I was supposed to impress think I'm a pervert. FML

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By charitableidiot - 05/06/2014 22:23 - United States - Portland

Today, I went to a fancy charity dinner. I'm a schmoozer, so I decided to introduce myself to someone important. I asked enthusiastically, "So, how are you involved with all of this madness?" He frowned at me. I then remembered that this particular charity assists people with mental issues. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2014 21:44 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I had to give a sexual harassment seminar to my department. Someone put in a complaint that my example made them feel uncomfortable. FML

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By LonelyCashier - 11/07/2019 20:00

Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML

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By bubblegummm13 - 27/09/2009 04:30 - Canada

Today, I got an email from my University informing me that I was invited to an exclusive dinner for 25 people. As I continued to read through the email, I discovered that I wasn't lucky or special, but that the dinner was for financially unstable students. They think I'm a charity case. FML

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By whatiswrongwiththeworld - 14/07/2017 13:01

Today, I was told off by a random woman who said that I should be ashamed of myself for dating such an older man. I was having dinner with my dad. FML

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By lloydLO - 24/10/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML

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By mel - 18/01/2013 23:18 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML

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By irishbabycakes - 25/01/2010 10:27 - United States

Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, one of my co-workers invited me to a cookout at her house with some other people from my new job. She said to wear my suit. Assuming she had a pool, I showed up in a bikini, only to find everyone else wearing business attire and staring at me like I had lost my mind. FML

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By KenzFell - 05/06/2012 07:27 - Canada - Calgary

Today, while I was on stage dancing for a competition dress rehearsal, my top fell off, exposing my breasts. I was really embarrassed, but fortunately no one said anything about it. That is until a kid in the audience came up to me and said, "That was a disappointment." FML

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RosesThorn17 7

Saturday 1 April 2017 14:41

Nametag placement is stupid. Whether it's a name badge round their neck, or a badge. On a woman, you will always be accused of staring at their ****. Probably stems back to some sexist thing about woman not working. Obviously their names should be on their foreheads. ?

Moerighan 23

Saturday 1 April 2017 15:34

Name tags are tricky, and no matter how much you tell them you were looking at that they'll probably always consider you a perve now. Definitely F your life.

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RosesThorn17 7

Saturday 1 April 2017 14:41

Moerighan 23

Saturday 1 April 2017 15:34

said it better than me.

Moerighan 23

Saturday 1 April 2017 15:34

Name tags are tricky, and no matter how much you tell them you were looking at that they'll probably always consider you a perve now. Definitely F your life.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 1 April 2017 15:35

Nah, the older guys are gonna think you're a player, and the older ladies are gonna think you're cougar meat. Guys you're age think you're a MILF hunter, and, yes, women you're age think you're a pervert. Bon appetit!

cacheson 41

Saturday 1 April 2017 19:11

You'd think that people at an event with name tags would understand that people will be looking at the tag. Otherwise what's the point?? And if they don't want you looking there, put it somewhere else!

Bearsmomma 30

Saturday 1 April 2017 21:23

Surely if you mentioned the name tag they'd realize what dumbass es they are. They'd be embarrassed and apologize. Ridiculous. Sorry that happened, OP