Kids: Today, I attended my son's Christmas concert. When I went to...

By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 22:47 - United States

Today, I attended my son's Christmas concert. When I went to sit down in the last available seat, a woman said she was saving it for her husband. Having nowhere else to sit, I stood in the back, for an hour. The seat remained empty for the entire concert. FML

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By BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 20:52 - United States

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

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By anonymous - 13/06/2012 16:58 - United States - Mundelein

Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 11:12 - Switzerland

Today, I ate lunch alone. None of my colleagues saved me a seat. One of those colleagues was my husband. He didn't even have the decency to move so that I wouldn't have to eat alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2013 06:22 - United States - Lacey

Today, I was at my class's band concert. Before the curtain was raised, I helped haul the piano to a different spot so a girl who would've had to stand behind it could be seen. I said, "There, now your mom can see you play!" She responded with, "My mom's blind." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2017 04:00

Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML

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Today, I treated my out of town family to a surprise opera experience as a belated Christmas present. When we arrived, there were people already in our seats. Upon checking the tickets, I realized that I had purchased them for the following Friday instead of today. FML

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By deserted - 01/09/2010 07:05 - France

Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML

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By Female - 12/02/2010 03:32 - United States

Today, I went to a conference for work. When I got there I sat beside a woman about my age. She immediately got up and moved to the opposite side of the room. We were the only two there. FML

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Thursday 16 December 2010 1:46

You could have returned to the seat halfway through the concert.

unidentified_sta 5

Thursday 16 December 2010 3:03

"Today me and my husband were supposed to see our challenged son finally get the role he dreamed of in his school's Christmas Concert. I got there I was supposed to save a seat for my husband. A lady asked to sit near me and I told her it was taken. She went and lingered at the back watching me. My husband never showed up because he got in an accident and now the lady is scowling at me. Fml"

Comments

Talia_91 13

Thursday 16 December 2010 6:30

so you watching the empty seat instead of your kids concert? and it's only an hour deal.

mintcar 9

Thursday 16 December 2010 6:37

Should've!** My ******* goodness.

XxzombiegirlxX 3

Thursday 16 December 2010 6:49

why is everyone a grammar nazi on here like come on chill out it's not that bad it's not like it's gonna hurt you to see a spelling mistake.

thirdtesticle 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 6:52

oh boo hoo the bad lady took my seat and I had to OMG......STAND UP for like a whole hour. OMG my life sucks so bad!!!!!

green_eyes124 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 7:03

I'll be the first of the ten to say ffml's a bitch... But I have to admit that I do love to sit back and watch the bitchiness : )

zapzapp 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 7:06

ohh that's so mean :'(

waitwhy 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 7:17

FHL. hahaha.

FFML_314 11

Thursday 16 December 2010 7:26

You know you love me, Lauren. :D

uzee 29

Thursday 16 December 2010 7:42

you should have said: i'll stand up when he comes here

sallen0046 4

Thursday 16 December 2010 8:39

It's your own fault for arriving late to a program with obviously limited seating. "On time" is always late for an event without ticketed seat numbers. You can't blame someone else because she chose to arrive early enough to get a seat and was intelligent enough to save one for her husband, who was running late. You obviously didn't die from having to stand for an hour, while the child on the other hand, has to deal with their father not making it to their performance.