Spooked

By Anonymous - 16/02/2017 14:00 - United States

Today, immediately after placing my order and paying for my meal, the Chinese takeout place lost all power. FML
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Medikid123 16

Shouldn't you be able to get your money back? Or at least a certificate for a free meal?

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fmyinternet 13

Do you get the Kung Power-outage chicken? ...I'm so sorry

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Medikid123 16

Shouldn't you be able to get your money back? Or at least a certificate for a free meal?

40 3
fmyinternet 13

Do you get the Kung Power-outage chicken? ...I'm so sorry

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spectrumc 3

why is this being downvoted? this got a chuckle out of me

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Cali 54

People have strong feelings about puns here, spectrumc.

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jcash52426 5

If it a place you regularly go get a ticket for a free meal or just get your money back and go somewhere else that has power for food

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zainman13 26

I hope the power came back and your matter sorted..

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RichardPencil 30

And when the lights came back on, it was a real-estate office and no one knew anything about a restaurant! Dunh-dunh-dunh!

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dimaryaz 3

Why did the Chinese takeout place pay for your meal?

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Iwannarock1 19

Anybody who's ever taken an English class, should get this. No respect for the language anymore.

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pelletman67 16

Ummm. They cook with gas. So what's the problem. A place of business is required to have emergency lighting

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Brightbulb 39

As someone who cooked in a restaurant for way too many years, you are the sort of entitled customer that gets us hurt. Yes we cook with gas, and have emergency lighting but everything else in the kitchen (like safety equipment and refrigerators) run on electricity. The generators only provide emergency power to things like emergency lights and the freezer and alarm systems. Emergency lighting is far from designed to let someone cook safely or allow normal business operations to continue. It is to provide the means to see to safely shut down operations and vacate the building without injury or undue harm.

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pelletman67 16

Certificate for a free meal you haven't eaten but paid for? It isn't free unless they refund your money and give you a certificate

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T1A2Z3 34

The certificate is so the next time they don't pay.

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STFU01 14

Cat is a dish best served tartare...

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Talented73 54

Next time, thy their chicken. It's purrr-fect!

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