I see what you did there.

#3 but the mom didn't see what he did there.

That's because the mom doesn't see anything.

18, but her 4 other senses are way better than the average person's 5 senses. So OP's mom heard a lot better (yes, the way a band/orchestra is set up on stage determines the sound quality).

That's what they were trying to say..... DISCREETLY

5 - Eye see what you did there.

5 - that cheeky grin on pikachu's face is perfect for your comment haha

18 Wow. That went over your head by a mile.

46- That is a very unfortunately shaped smoke cloude.

59- It's all over Tumblr, if you do have a blog. People try to recreate it. But I don't see how they can.

53, apparently so did mine.

#18 you don't say!?

I'm sure her mom didn't see that coming either

Neither did the girl's mom

You must have been blindsided by that answer.

thats just a bitchy thing to say. she couldve accepted the gesture and been on with it, but she deliberately made it awkward for you, making you look like an ass, when you did nothing to her. hate people who do stupid shit like that

..what

Sign language is for deaf people.......wtf are you saying blind people can hear you talk! I seriously hope you're face palming yourself right now cause that was stupid..

The mother can't see, so OP saying he knew sign language would make it worse because he would have said something stupid making it more embarrassing for himself.

No, just no. You can't save face. Just go. We'll understand.

Just cause you made a stupid mistake doesn't mean OP is your escape goat.......

For those of you who are sarcasm-deficient, MrsAssyPants was making a joke. She knows full well that blind people can't see. And Cupcake040, I hope you're facepalming for "escape goat". Where do these goats escape from exactly?

Prison. They escaped from prison.

Do these goats scream like people while they're making their escape?.. That would make it difficult.

Only when they're kids. :P

21- Your comment just saved this whole thread.

Escape goats are running away from Taylor Swift.

I'm working on a picture of what an escape goat might look like. This should be amazing.

OH MY GOD CUPCAKE040 YOU ARE SO ******* STUPID.

The irony is too large. The sign language thing was sarcasm, so to call him stupid only shows your stupidity.

New to FML... What does op mean?

Op means Original Poster, the person who started this fml we are discussing. :)

Draco where have you been? I havent seen you around much lately. I miss your comments

Aww, thanks Jem. :) I wasn't really in the mood for much online, my wife was hospitalized for a few weeks and things were kinda hard. :( But, everythings doing better now, so I'll try to share some of my simple wit and sunshine more often! :D

Oh so next time OP should try to be a bad person instead? Seriously, how could trying to be a good person be something bad?

I think 16 was being sarcastic. The next sentence starts with "but seriously", meaning the first sentence was not serious.

I don't think you know what Murphy's law is.