Miscellaneous: Today, I attended my girlfriend's mother's wake. When I walked...

By Mortified - 24/02/2017 20:00 - United States

Today, I attended my girlfriend's mother's wake. When I walked up the three-step platform the casket was on, I tripped, fell over the edge of the casket, and head-butted her mother's corpse. The adhesive holding one of her eyes came undone. FML

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You deserved it 945

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By McNuggetsMcQueen - 30/11/2023 18:00 - United States - Lake Wales

Today, I attended my mom's funeral, who was the only person who ever truly supported me. During the funeral, the cemetery representative told me he was sure the hole was dug to specification, while at the same moment the casket got caught on the ground and tipped, dropping her 6ft down. FML

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You deserved it 105

By jf29 - 31/01/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

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You deserved it 46 788

What did I miss?

By rosie21030 - 24/07/2017 10:33 - New Zealand - Lower Hutt

Today, I was the bridesmaid for my dad and stepmum's wedding. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped and fell over my high heels, hit my head on the armrest of a wooden chair on the way down, then passed out. I now have a concussion and a broken ankle. The wedding went on without me. FML

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You deserved it 768

By Lilragu97 - 26/07/2012 05:14 - United States - Exeter

Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML

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You deserved it 2 395

By TitMunch - 23/10/2011 23:58 - United States

Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML

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You deserved it 4 394

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2013 17:44 - United States - Sylvania

Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML

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You deserved it 5 941

By BoomHeadshot - 02/05/2012 02:27 - Australia

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML

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You deserved it 32 852

Grave error

By spyrogers1677 - 18/11/2022 00:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, at my job as a funeral director, I fell ass over heels into the grave in front of a hundred mourners and an unamused Catholic priest. FML

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You deserved it 153

By Anonymous - 31/05/2016 15:30 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I fell down the stairs while holding some dirty glasses from my room. I ended up pulling pieces of glass from my body. Meanwhile all my mom cares about is the fact that I broke three of her favorite glasses. FML

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You deserved it 1 844

By cousin of the groom - 07/08/2018 01:30

Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML

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You deserved it 705

nick_mcc105 3

Saturday 25 February 2017 2:04

Its like something out of an Adam Sandler movie...I'm so sorry.

Bricktothehead 21

Saturday 25 February 2017 2:01

An eye-opening experience?

Comments

Sonotsuave 35

Saturday 25 February 2017 8:44

That is like literally the worst thing I could ever imagine, ever. I'm sorry.

longtimedrip 0

Saturday 25 February 2017 11:16

most good mortuarys use caps for the eyes. not glue. but yeah, sure, you popped an eye open.

GhostFox 33

Friday 10 March 2017 13:10

"Most" is the operative word there. Also, questioning the authenticity of FMLs is frowned upon.

Moerighan 23

Saturday 25 February 2017 19:33

Oh my gosh, that is the worst luck op. I hope it wasn't too traumatizing.

loucypher 2

Saturday 25 February 2017 22:20

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Starlight8 14

Sunday 26 February 2017 17:54

Eye see what you did there. Don't be surprised she give you an eye for it. Sorry you went through that, I bet you literally want to died six foot under.

HEnRyEdwardsIII 15

Saturday 6 May 2017 3:47

2 things... 1: can you blame the funeral parlor? Lighting too dim perhaps. If so, maybe she could recompense the expenses of the funeral if you threaten a suit... throw the embarrassment on them. 2: If she can stick with you through that, then I think your relationship is solid bro, as solid as that false eye.