Miscellaneous: Today, I auditioned for my school's production of Romeo and Juliet....

By Juliet - 10/03/2011 12:36

Today, I auditioned for my school's production of Romeo and Juliet. When they announced that I got the part as Juliet, all the guys auditioning for Romeo suddenly disappeared. FML

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By FML FML FML!! - 27/05/2019 06:00

Today, we had to do a scene from Romeo and Juliet. I was Romeo, and this really pretty girl was Juliet. When she found out she was with me, I heard her say "FML." FML

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By embarrassed - 18/11/2010 02:31

Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I'd finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2013 18:03 - United States

Today, my school's theatre decided to produce Les Misérables. I got the part of Éponine. My boyfriend, being a talented performer, could have gotten any part he wanted. However, he only wanted to play the soldier responsible for killing Éponine. FML

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By Mandy - 17/09/2011 00:25 - Canada

Today, my family came to see me in my first acting role in Romeo and Juliet. It all went reasonably well for the first half hour or so, after which my seemingly shitfaced aunt started heckling and saying, "That's what she said" after every line, before eventually being thrown out by security. FML

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By ThirteenThirteen - 01/04/2015 22:09 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I was sent the script to a play I'm participating in at school. After reading it a couple of times, I noticed that my part has been forgotten completely. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2015 16:34 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my school's theater production was canceled. Not because of budget, but because my co-star fell in love with me and asked me out. When I pointedly declined, he refused to act alongside me since it was "awkward." Everyone's blaming me for it. FML

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By Indoraptor - 14/11/2009 12:59 - United States

Today, I went to see the cast list for the new musical I'm in. I didn't get the part I wanted, and instead I got the part of one of the suitors. Interestingly, they made me the suitor to my ex. And the guy she leaves me for at the end of the musical is the guy she left me for in real life. FML

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Method acting

By Anonymous - 26/01/2010 05:25 - United States

Today, I had a completely improvised audition for the school play. The director called me and one of the cutest guys auditioning to improvise an intimate scene. Knowing that I'm a complete klutz, I wasn't all that surprised when I tripped over my feet and landed with my face in his crotch. He was. FML

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Your song

By None - 08/02/2009 17:18 - United States

Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "It's okay, I still like the song." FML

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Casting call out

By Kat - 17/09/2009 02:19 - United States

Today, I was trying out for a play I really wanted to be in. After my audition, I was feeling really good. She said she would post the cast list tomorrow. Not knowing where she would post it, I asked her. Her reply? "It doesn't matter. You won't be on it anyway." FML

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Thursday 10 March 2011 16:01

where for art thou Romeo!

ruben_A_ruiz 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:01

I thought juliet was supposed to be pretty

Comments

Roxxay 6

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:04

that's mean, I'm sorry OP !!

MrLaryRottweila 1

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:06

hey thats how the story goes why you complaining

a124 4

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:08

it's WAY past Halloween. you don't need the costume anymore

sirdolittle 0

Friday 11 March 2011 0:18

"Wait, what ?!? You aren't wearing any mask ! ... Really ?"

lilmok_619 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:09

Well...at least they didn't yell "EEEWWWWWW!" Right?

mrhigh007 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:11

lmao! bad timing

PunxsatownyPhil 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:13

Well, at least you got the role!

ImaginaryFoe 0

Friday 11 March 2011 4:26

Agree with the groundhog! **** 'em, OP. Somebody will get cast in the role. It is odd that you were cast but the Romeos hadn't even auditioned yet. The director left him/herself wide open for this kind of situation.

stevenmx86 7

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:20

Ydi

techweed 12

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:22

damn ur THAT ugly??? shiiiit

jordanprodigy023 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:24

Damn that's disheartening

undeniablykris 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:28

Dry lips! Dry lips!

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Thursday 10 March 2011 19:40

look everyone! it's OP!! ^

Haydoe 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 19:48

Hahaha that bitch is ugly... All the effort in the world cant fix that

spinnerzyo 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 21:37

85; that wasnt nice at all!!

undeniablykris 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 22:27

Aw I missed the insult, darn.

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Thursday 10 March 2011 22:42

You're right, sorry Kris :s

undeniablykris 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 22:48

Yoi don't have to apologize, I didn't even see what you said D:

undeniablykris 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 22:50

you* THANKS ALOT FOR SAVING ME AUTOCORRECT

Jizwold 0

Friday 11 March 2011 5:04

it was probably something really mean about ur shitty complexion or ur overall "I suck dick for money" appearance. comment moderated in 5...4...3...2...