Miscellaneous: Today, I auditioned for my school's production of Romeo and Juliet....

By Juliet - 10/03/2011 12:36

Today, I auditioned for my school's production of Romeo and Juliet. When they announced that I got the part as Juliet, all the guys auditioning for Romeo suddenly disappeared. FML

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By FML FML FML!! - 27/05/2019 06:00

Today, we had to do a scene from Romeo and Juliet. I was Romeo, and this really pretty girl was Juliet. When she found out she was with me, I heard her say "FML." FML

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By embarrassed - 18/11/2010 02:31

Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I'd finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2013 18:03 - United States

Today, my school's theatre decided to produce Les Misérables. I got the part of Éponine. My boyfriend, being a talented performer, could have gotten any part he wanted. However, he only wanted to play the soldier responsible for killing Éponine. FML

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By Mandy - 17/09/2011 00:25 - Canada

Today, my family came to see me in my first acting role in Romeo and Juliet. It all went reasonably well for the first half hour or so, after which my seemingly shitfaced aunt started heckling and saying, "That's what she said" after every line, before eventually being thrown out by security. FML

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By ThirteenThirteen - 01/04/2015 22:09 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I was sent the script to a play I'm participating in at school. After reading it a couple of times, I noticed that my part has been forgotten completely. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2015 16:34 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my school's theater production was canceled. Not because of budget, but because my co-star fell in love with me and asked me out. When I pointedly declined, he refused to act alongside me since it was "awkward." Everyone's blaming me for it. FML

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By Indoraptor - 14/11/2009 12:59 - United States

Today, I went to see the cast list for the new musical I'm in. I didn't get the part I wanted, and instead I got the part of one of the suitors. Interestingly, they made me the suitor to my ex. And the guy she leaves me for at the end of the musical is the guy she left me for in real life. FML

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Method acting

By Anonymous - 26/01/2010 05:25 - United States

Today, I had a completely improvised audition for the school play. The director called me and one of the cutest guys auditioning to improvise an intimate scene. Knowing that I'm a complete klutz, I wasn't all that surprised when I tripped over my feet and landed with my face in his crotch. He was. FML

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Your song

By None - 08/02/2009 17:18 - United States

Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "It's okay, I still like the song." FML

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Casting call out

By Kat - 17/09/2009 02:19 - United States

Today, I was trying out for a play I really wanted to be in. After my audition, I was feeling really good. She said she would post the cast list tomorrow. Not knowing where she would post it, I asked her. Her reply? "It doesn't matter. You won't be on it anyway." FML

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Thursday 10 March 2011 16:01

where for art thou Romeo!

ruben_A_ruiz 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:01

I thought juliet was supposed to be pretty

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gkflower 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:35

lmao a cave troll haha

Ameeleeya 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:41

ha! gooooodbye romeo!

Ameeleeya 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:43

how the hell do you add a picture on here

skyeyez9 24

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:46

Wherefore art thou Romeo? Seriously, where the **** did he go?

iTerrorized 4

Thursday 10 March 2011 17:21

LMFAO

tweak111 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 18:13

"wherefore art thou Romeo" means why are you romeo... or somthing like dat

kosherkraut 5

Thursday 10 March 2011 21:29

Please read the replies to #1 so you don't look like such an idiot.

catnip216 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:56

Maybe she's not ugly, guys. Maybe she's a bitch or a complete nerd (if the latter, more power to ya, OP). Why does everyone assume she's hideous?

DjeePee 24

Thursday 10 March 2011 17:03

Maybe she's everything. Whilst reading this FML, I immediately thought at some girl from my high school. She always wore the same ugly sweater, was very dominant, couldn't stand critic, but she criticised everybody else, she was dirty, she sticked her boogers under the tables...and she played in all the productions of my school. This FML could be about her...

Ranimal 12

Thursday 10 March 2011 17:56

I used to go to school with a girl like that too. She was by fair the most depised person on campus, yet she was such a kiss ass that she almost always landed the lead role in plays. She was disgusting, dirty, ugly, and a complete bitch.

xoxchelaxox08 17

Thursday 10 March 2011 22:33

I think everyone knew someone like that in school. There was a girl like that in mine, but instead of putting her boogers under the tables, she ate them.

ChrisLTC 3

Thursday 10 March 2011 16:58

parting is such sweet sorrow!

cupcakemonster10_fml 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 17:06

awwwe that sucks! 

iTerrorized 4

Thursday 10 March 2011 17:17

Damn shave the stache lady ..

starwind3438 9

Thursday 10 March 2011 17:42

Wow, you are an asshole.

Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21

Thursday 27 August 2020 22:02

She can audition for Rosaline

awardZu 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 17:17

Here are a few helpful hints. 1. Shave (this includes your face, pits, legs, and crotch) 2. Wash ( see above for areas included [but not limited to]) 3. Put on some makeup 4. Wear something that doesn't make you look like a lumberjack. This should help a little.