Work: Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on...

By Anonymous - 27/04/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML

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By pinkblankets - 19/04/2009 01:55 - United States

Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 05:49 - United States - San Jose

Today, my mom kissed me goodbye before I went to a big job interview. I got weird looks on the way there, but I figured it was just because I look like a massive douche in formal wear. Turns out my mom had smeared lipstick all over my chin. The person who finally let me know was my interviewer. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2019 17:15

Today, I got a call from my 14-year-old step-daughter while I was out. She'd left nail polish in her pocket when she'd tried to wash the clothes. I now have hot pink streaks on most of my work clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 05:02 - Australia

Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML

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By Snow - 07/02/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2012 18:09 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I had an admissions interview at my dream college. I spent hours practicing questions and picking the perfect outfit. It was not until after the interview that I realized I'd scratched a pimple while waiting, and my forehead had been smeared with blood the entire time. FML

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By boo - 27/05/2009 18:15 - United States

Today, I had a job interview. I had to drop my daughter off with my babysitter first. When I got to the interview, I got a weird look from the vice president of the company. I had lime green poop running down the side of my white blouse. FML

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By anon - 27/03/2015 20:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while getting ready for a job interview, I sneezed while brushing my teeth, splattering toothpaste everywhere and ruining my brand new dress. FML

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By mindy12182 - 29/12/2018 17:00 - United States - Des Moines

Today, while doing my disabled client's makeup I got my period. I'm hoping that she didn't notice a red stain on her white bedspread when I stood up. FML

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Own it

By psychortiz - 03/06/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I allowed my five-year old daughter to paint my fingernails during a living-room "picnic" we were having. A while later I got called back in to work for an emergency meeting. When I arrived at the meeting I noticed my fingernails were still neon-green. I am a 40-year old man. FML

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Thursday 28 April 2011 0:41

I bet you look hot.

alex6946 10

Thursday 28 April 2011 0:44

why don't you use makeup remover and nail polish remover? it simplifies things.

Comments

fairypower 4

Thursday 28 April 2011 9:37

actually go with themakeup on they don't wanna discriminate against a cross dresser

blackvyper 8

Thursday 28 April 2011 9:58

YDI for falling asleep with a child on the loose. At least you learned a valuable lesson...

persephone28 15

Thursday 28 April 2011 10:33

yet u have time to write an FML??

xXCHAINEDXx 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 11:04

u should have probably looked on the Internet on makeup removal instead of going on fml.FYL

BrandonSneed 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 11:58

and you took time out of your hour to put this on fml?

iR83 3

Thursday 28 April 2011 12:00

awww daddy looks pretty !! how sweet of her xoxo

ackboy24 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 12:57

you never know the boss might like what he sees lmao!!

mimination_fml 3

Thursday 28 April 2011 12:58

If OP didn't waste so much time trying to take it off, he could have gone to the store to buy makeup remover instead and make sure it comes off before the interview. I don't know why there wouldn't be any in the house though.