By UKRukus - 18/01/2016 21:13 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I stopped a guy from running under a moving London bus. No-one else saw what happened. How did the guy thank me? He wanted to fight me because I made him miss the bus I just saved him from. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 394
You deserved it 1 383

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It was not a routemaster. im a londoner too. i take risks crossing myself, but i know when you can do it, and when you cant. this guy didnt realise the bus was right behind him as he went to run out on the road. he wouldnt have made it. if he goes about catching buses like that every day, it defies science and logic as to how he is still alive.

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ColonelCusswords 24

Sounds like you deserved it. He was going to latch onto the bottom like a crab on a pubic hair. How else are you supposed to get around those ridiculous bus fares.

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So ungrateful. He would risk his life to catch a bus? That's ridiculous. You did the right thing.

Why did this comment get so many thumbs ups, but the last two are downvoted despite saying the same thing..?

Your profile pick makes this so much better.

ColonelCusswords 24

Sounds like you deserved it. He was going to latch onto the bottom like a crab on a pubic hair. How else are you supposed to get around those ridiculous bus fares.

British people are always the weirdest.

In London, the chances of the guy actually being British is very low. Especially with that level of intelligence.

#14 So, British people are immune to low intelligence?

#14 proves that that is definitely not the case 19.

Did he not realise he was going to be hit by a bus?

I think he seemed to think that he would've gotten around it in time or that the bus driver would've stopped or something. He obviously doesn't realize how close he was to death. You did the right thing op, it sounds like this guy was oblivious to how much danger he was actually in!