Health: Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach...

By Jeri - 26/02/2010 12:55 - United States

Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing Xbox. FML

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By Lady Cuntsnatch of Fallopia - 04/01/2015 01:30 - United States - Yuba City

Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML

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By France Howell - 10/05/2018 15:00

Today, I rushed my wife to the ER because she was having abdominal pains. She was crying in the car and very faintly said, "If I die, our daughter goes to my sister and they get everything in my will." We later found out she was just having a bad gas problem. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2015 15:42 - Belgium

Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2020 14:01 - United States - Allentown

Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML

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By Sam - 09/01/2018 19:00

Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML

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By jamiedevin - 06/11/2010 04:04 - United States

Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML

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Man up

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML

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The weirdos are reproducing

By pregz - 25/04/2013 00:18 - United States - Vancouver

Today, while grocery shopping, I was having such terrible abdominal pains I could hardly walk. As I'm 8 months pregnant, I told my husband we should head home. He thought a better idea was to run through the store and hide from me, hoping to induce labor by making me chase him. FML

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Full of it

By romoangel - 21/04/2020 05:00

Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML

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Red flag

By Ceej - 30/07/2011 21:06 - United States

Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML

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Jewelofagal 2

Friday 26 February 2010 19:56

Time for some serious discussions about the state of your marriage and his level of consideration, care, and respect for you.

mattgotest2 0

Friday 26 February 2010 19:51

Sad, sad. Someone should be in the doghouse for a while..

Comments

Vagrarian 2

Friday 26 February 2010 21:25

Discuss this with him. Tell him you want marriage counseling. If he refuses, leave him.

TheJesterOfRippe 0

Friday 26 February 2010 21:26

.......in his defence, Xbox is uber kewl XD Jk, that's sad, DIVORCE

LtHoward 0

Friday 26 February 2010 21:30

That just sucks, in his defense though it's not like he knew what kind of pain you were in, still though he should have been more concerned, I mean, he's only your husband lol sorry OP.

Azleo 0

Friday 26 February 2010 21:33

I bet you think the Easter bunny and Santa are both real. By the way I am your birth father and am very disappointed in how naive you are

Loserly 0

Friday 26 February 2010 21:34

The Xbox isn't to blame here. There's no reason he should have chosen anything over the pleas of his wife to drive her to the ED. I would serve him divorce papers, if only to scare him. I also might not have risked driving and would have called an ambulance instead. That also would have let the whole neighborhood know the husband was an asshole, though. And can all the 15-year-old virgins making misogyny cliches migrate back to /b/?

zabava 0

Friday 26 February 2010 21:38

geez Azleo, way to ruin my day telling me these are all fake. What is going to be next?Are you going to tell me women can have orgasms? Or maybe we never really landed on the moon? Guess I'll just have to go back to playing my Xbox

Yaro67 1

Friday 26 February 2010 21:39

WOW I agree your husband is a totally jackoff! lol

Forbidd3n 4

Friday 26 February 2010 21:40

Omg that is horrible!!!! your life definately sucks. and ur husband is a douchebag. i cant believe he chose a f***ing xbox over you. i would file a divorce against that asshole if i were u. :P