Health: Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach...

By Jeri - 26/02/2010 12:55 - United States

Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing Xbox. FML

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By Lady Cuntsnatch of Fallopia - 04/01/2015 01:30 - United States - Yuba City

Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML

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By France Howell - 10/05/2018 15:00

Today, I rushed my wife to the ER because she was having abdominal pains. She was crying in the car and very faintly said, "If I die, our daughter goes to my sister and they get everything in my will." We later found out she was just having a bad gas problem. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2015 15:42 - Belgium

Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2020 14:01 - United States - Allentown

Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML

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By Sam - 09/01/2018 19:00

Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML

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Thanks, dude

By jamiedevin - 06/11/2010 04:04 - United States

Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML

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Man up

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML

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The weirdos are reproducing

By pregz - 25/04/2013 00:18 - United States - Vancouver

Today, while grocery shopping, I was having such terrible abdominal pains I could hardly walk. As I'm 8 months pregnant, I told my husband we should head home. He thought a better idea was to run through the store and hide from me, hoping to induce labor by making me chase him. FML

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Full of it

By romoangel - 21/04/2020 05:00

Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML

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Red flag

By Ceej - 30/07/2011 21:06 - United States

Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML

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Jewelofagal 2

Friday 26 February 2010 19:56

Time for some serious discussions about the state of your marriage and his level of consideration, care, and respect for you.

mattgotest2 0

Friday 26 February 2010 19:51

Sad, sad. Someone should be in the doghouse for a while..

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Azleo 0

Friday 26 February 2010 20:34

It cracks me up when people read FML and think that what they are reading is real and get all upset about it. Newsflash folks most of these are fake! FYL

deevosee 0

Friday 26 February 2010 20:36

divorce. duh

daisy1vargas 0

Friday 26 February 2010 20:37

what an ass ! I say once u get better brake the damn xbox!!!

twat_waffle15 0

Friday 26 February 2010 20:40

Oh my God, what the **** is up w/ all these douchebags wasting their lives on X-box or World of Warcraft?!?!?! Why would u marry a gaming nerd?!?!

Fedor_is_KING 0

Friday 26 February 2010 20:45

Hey! Games aren't a waste of life. What a horrible comment....but what a GREAT username, very catchy :D

acesarge 0

Friday 26 February 2010 21:59

She didn't marry a nerd she married a douchbag. Most nerds care about the people who they hang out with because they don't have allot of friends. While with people who consider them selves "cool" or "popular" have so many friends and people talking to them they see most of them as expendable because they can easily be replaced by another.

livingdeadgirl9 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 7:49

it's not an issue of marrying a gamer nerd. it's marrying the ones that are obsessed. I'm dating a gamer and, sure, its boring watching him play COD MW2 but I rather enjoy watching him play Bioshock, I've even tried it out myself. There's just a huge difference between the gamer being completely obsessed with the game that he forgets he has other priorities and the gamer that knows when to put the controller down. :]

Luckster 0

Friday 26 February 2010 20:41

I have a gamer boyfriend--heck, we're BOTH gamers--and we both know that if there is something wrong, even if it's a false alarm, to put down the controller and go to the hospital. Sounds like your husband needs to remember that video games are the same as movies and tv shows--they're entertainment. You gain absolutely nothing from them other than being entertained for a while.

MIKESTYLE 0

Friday 26 February 2010 20:42

IF HE WAS PLAYING ONLINE THEN ITS OK, CUZ YOU CANT PAUSE IT, BUT SINGLE PLAYER MODE WHEN HE CAN PAUSE IT THEN TURN OFF THE SYSTEM........WITH A BASEBALL BAT!!!