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By Sarah - 26/03/2012 11:14 - United States

Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML

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By DutchOven - 04/07/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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By fun - 16/06/2013 04:54 - United States

Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

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By flipflop - 07/06/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2015 01:33 - United States - Hayward

Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was me. The guests, my bride, even the priest himself looked at me in disgust before continuing. FML

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By pain - 26/02/2010 10:23 - Japan

Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML

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By 1234 - 11/07/2009 16:41 - Canada

Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one rip. My husband yelled, "She likes to eat beans." FML

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By Oops - 18/11/2018 21:00 - United States

Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML

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By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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SebastianG 2

Monday 26 March 2012 16:02

Though sickness and in health right?

ohmandapants 16

Monday 26 March 2012 16:03

Yeah. She burped because her fiancé is ugly. That makes sense.

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soupisyummy 13

Tuesday 27 March 2012 0:34

If your burp was like a 3 or a 4, I feel sorry for you. Go big or go home! :3

poopy1 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 0:56

Lol I pissed my pants lol

flyingfox408 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 1:10

If I was the groom, I'd feel sadder about my bride finding time on our wedding day for posting FML than her belching the vows.

digressions 13

Tuesday 27 March 2012 2:01

You do realize that all FMLs must start with "Today," right? That does not mean it literally happened today. It could have been 10 years ago for all we know...

logkitty 5

Tuesday 27 March 2012 1:17

at least you werent like that one lady on youtube that just couldnt stop laughing while saying her wedding vows... well actually that was kind of cute...

charlieinfinite 1

Tuesday 27 March 2012 1:22

Hey, gas aside, a belch is also something people do when they're relaxed and comfortable. Now your man can know for sure you felt comfortable in your choice, and he's the right guy! :)

YourLifeSucks132 3

Tuesday 27 March 2012 1:24

Think that's bad? You're spending your honeymoon posting on Fmylife!

digressions 13

Tuesday 27 March 2012 2:03

Again...You do realize that all FMLs must start with "Today," right? That does not mean it literally happened today. It could have been 10 years ago for all we know...

YourLifeSucks132 3

Tuesday 27 March 2012 2:46

Yes, but that wouldn't be as funny!

subversivefreak 2

Tuesday 27 March 2012 1:45

Bet that was a short kiss :)

supahcoolperson 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 1:59

lol! well you'll look back on this one day and laugh :) but that musta been pretty embarrassing XD at least you were surrounded by friends and family

MsNight 1

Tuesday 27 March 2012 2:18

Bwahahaaa. Sorry and FYL OP but this is something which, if your wife has a sense of humor, you'll both laugh about for a long time. If anything, you could at least send it to some home video show and see if you can get a cash prize for a 'wedding bloopers' moment! (if it was being recorded).

MsNight 1

Tuesday 27 March 2012 2:20

**edit, sorry just realized OP is female, can't see it on iPhone. Just switch 'wife' for 'hudband' in my previous comment.

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