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By Sarah - 26/03/2012 11:14 - United States

Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 14:16 - Denmark - Nørresundby

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

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By ohmy. - 27/12/2010 17:52 - United States

Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML

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By DutchOven - 04/07/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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By fun - 16/06/2013 04:54 - United States

Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

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By flipflop - 07/06/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2015 01:33 - United States - Hayward

Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was me. The guests, my bride, even the priest himself looked at me in disgust before continuing. FML

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By pain - 26/02/2010 10:23 - Japan

Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML

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Classy

By 1234 - 11/07/2009 16:41 - Canada

Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one rip. My husband yelled, "She likes to eat beans." FML

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By Oops - 18/11/2018 21:00 - United States

Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML

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The show must go on!

By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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SebastianG 2

Monday 26 March 2012 16:02

Though sickness and in health right?

ohmandapants 16

Monday 26 March 2012 16:03

Yeah. She burped because her fiancé is ugly. That makes sense.

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FalconCrunch 4

Monday 26 March 2012 20:46

Should have skipped that beef burrito beforehand, you nasty pig.

BCrazzi 9

Monday 26 March 2012 21:37

:D I'd do that:)

MrGroovy28 7

Tuesday 27 March 2012 6:20

You from summit, NJ?

gink1995 0

Monday 26 March 2012 21:53

U guys r so mean

Iceness 1

Monday 26 March 2012 22:01

Hey, it makes for a great story later. Trust me.

hateevryone 14

Monday 26 March 2012 22:29

At least you still got married.

xocellaox 0

Monday 26 March 2012 22:42

... well... congratulations!

bubo_fml 10

Monday 26 March 2012 22:48

No problem...I was shit faced through my entire 1st marriage...

asiancosmo 7

Monday 26 March 2012 22:52

omfg that's awesome!!!!

Rocky007 15

Monday 26 March 2012 23:49

I see the OP is a girl, so I can see she'd be embarrassed. If it was a guy, he'd try to belch out the entire wedding vows, and then get a high five from the best man.

Tempest559 12

Monday 26 March 2012 23:52

It's a sign, just get a divorce now and save time.

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