Love: Today, I biked 15 km to my girlfriend's house in really heavy...

By 800z - 16/08/2011 06:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I biked 15 km to my girlfriend's house in really heavy rain to surprise her. Turns out she's on holiday in Spain, and hadn't bothered to tell me. FML

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By crabmunch15 - 09/09/2012 05:38 - United States - Victorville

Today, I snuck out to go see my girlfriend. When I got to her house, I left my bike out front and we went on a nice walk around the block. We passed a homeless-looking woman going the opposite way. About ten minutes later, the same woman passed us, on my bike. FML

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By Jex - 06/10/2012 10:04 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2016 21:47 - United States - Eugene

Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML

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By hoplessG - 24/12/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML

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Happy?

By SURPRISE - 10/06/2009 00:13 - Canada

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 03:17 - Canada

Today, I drove 3 hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in 3 weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off and slammed the door in my face. FML

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All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff

Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML

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By neverunderstood - 02/12/2016 12:39 - Italy - San Pietro In Casale

Today, my wife suddenly texted me to meet her halfway beetween our house and the supermarket. I immediately put my shoes on and started walking eager to get to her as fast as I could to surprise her. Turns out she was carrying three heavy bags and yelled at me for being slow and by foot. FML

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BIKES!

By woxliuke - 05/05/2016 18:44 - Lithuania - Vilnius

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride on bicycles. After a while, I couldn't see him ahead of me any more. I went back and forth for half an hour but could't find him, and started to think something happened. I went home to call him but saw his bike. Turns out my boyfriend is just an asshole. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2013 10:25 - United States - Winter Park

Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML

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ArmedcrackerR6 8

Tuesday 16 August 2011 15:56

There's your sign.

muchagente 5

Tuesday 16 August 2011 16:01

keep on biking! the nearer you get to spain the better the weather will become. now i'm in a romantic mood for the rest of the day. sigh.

Comments

TheMadScientist 13

Tuesday 16 August 2011 16:26

15km in a rain? Why?

IndiRae 9

Tuesday 16 August 2011 16:33

Not to surprise his girlfriend like he said, that's for sure.

bignate222 1

Friday 19 August 2011 8:20

obviously to get laid...

baygirl564 9

Tuesday 16 August 2011 16:33

i'm sorry....

kaya1234 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 16:38

Boys... You should really listen to us when we talk :)

lolololer 8

Wednesday 17 August 2011 5:45

im pretty sure he said that his girlfriend hadnt bothered to tell him that she went to Spain...

kaya1234 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 8:03

What kind of girl doesn't mention a holiday...?

TheComputerGuy96 16

Tuesday 16 August 2011 16:50

She's definitely cheating on you.

zane631 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 16:51

who uses km

vickycat 5

Tuesday 16 August 2011 16:59

Pretty much UK and USA are the only people who really use miles anymore. Dick.

The_Great_Zucchi 15

Tuesday 16 August 2011 17:05

People who like real numbers obviously...

Spanika87 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 21:32

Us Australians do!!

koe4 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 22:09

25 - Canada?

MangoRico1 1

Tuesday 16 August 2011 16:54

Maybe that's a little hint on how she feels

Mirorbo 26

Tuesday 16 August 2011 16:58

You should have called or texted her ahead of time, darling. Surprises are nice, but there was no promise of her being home either way. She could have been been at work, out with friends, or out shopping for all you knew.

VeganVampyre 26

Wednesday 17 August 2011 3:04

Unless he knew her schedule, and knew that she would be home (on a normal day, of course, when she hasn't gone off to Spain without notice). Maybe she never goes out after dinner, and he went to surprise her at 7 pm or something.