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By 800z - 16/08/2011 06:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I biked 15 km to my girlfriend's house in really heavy rain to surprise her. Turns out she's on holiday in Spain, and hadn't bothered to tell me. FML

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By crabmunch15 - 09/09/2012 05:38 - United States - Victorville

Today, I snuck out to go see my girlfriend. When I got to her house, I left my bike out front and we went on a nice walk around the block. We passed a homeless-looking woman going the opposite way. About ten minutes later, the same woman passed us, on my bike. FML

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By Jex - 06/10/2012 10:04 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2016 21:47 - United States - Eugene

Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML

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By hoplessG - 24/12/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML

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By SURPRISE - 10/06/2009 00:13 - Canada

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 03:17 - Canada

Today, I drove 3 hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in 3 weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off and slammed the door in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff

Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML

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By neverunderstood - 02/12/2016 12:39 - Italy - San Pietro In Casale

Today, my wife suddenly texted me to meet her halfway beetween our house and the supermarket. I immediately put my shoes on and started walking eager to get to her as fast as I could to surprise her. Turns out she was carrying three heavy bags and yelled at me for being slow and by foot. FML

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By woxliuke - 05/05/2016 18:44 - Lithuania - Vilnius

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride on bicycles. After a while, I couldn't see him ahead of me any more. I went back and forth for half an hour but could't find him, and started to think something happened. I went home to call him but saw his bike. Turns out my boyfriend is just an asshole. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2013 10:25 - United States - Winter Park

Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML

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ArmedcrackerR6 8

Tuesday 16 August 2011 15:56

There's your sign.

muchagente 5

Tuesday 16 August 2011 16:01

keep on biking! the nearer you get to spain the better the weather will become. now i'm in a romantic mood for the rest of the day. sigh.

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mauiboy808_fml 2

Tuesday 16 August 2011 21:46

I did the exact same thing.... just mine was up this mountain 30 miles from where I live.

haiu2323 10

Wednesday 17 August 2011 15:37

your legs and your heart must have burnt like hell!

HowBoutYouShutUp 7

Tuesday 16 August 2011 21:52

Damn, that sucks... Well hey, the thought&initiative were cute, if I do say so myself!

neonblue120 6

Wednesday 17 August 2011 0:28

Dude didn't you read her text? g2g 2 span brb!

lUnderstandl 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 0:29

That sucks. I'm shocked she didn't tell you.

white16sox 19

Wednesday 17 August 2011 0:44

She's back in the UK!

lalalara 4

Wednesday 17 August 2011 0:58

Dump The Biitch !!

TheyCallmeStacey 9

Wednesday 17 August 2011 2:07

That might be code for it's over

baseline59 3

Wednesday 17 August 2011 2:08

This word "girlfriend".....I do not think it means what you think it means.

VeganVampyre 26

Wednesday 17 August 2011 3:11

lol awesome Princess Bride reference!

Tymax 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 2:35

She is probably at world youth day, I'm going too so I will tell her you said hello

missy_n 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 3:05

Well at least you had not lost your virginity the night before you travelled. That would FYL even more.

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