Miscellaneous: Today, I bit into a Reese's Cup that had been sitting on my desk...

By Wormy - 11/05/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I bit into a Reese's Cup that had been sitting on my desk for a while. As I did, half of a yellow meal worm fell out and landed in front of me, the other half was in my mouth. It was wiggling. FML

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By Rachel - 02/02/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2016 18:36 - United States - Milford

Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I decided to snack on some MandM's. I saw my dog sniffing something and realized one of my MandM's had fallen on the floor. To prevent my dog from eating the chocolate, I hurriedly snatched the MandM off the ground and ate it. When I bit down, I realized it wasn't an MandM. It was a dead beetle. FML

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By iHateWorms - 23/12/2009 03:52 - Australia

Today, while eating a sandwich, I saw a worm. Knowing that my friend always tries to scare me with fake worms and insects, I bit it to show her I knew it was fake. It was real. FML

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By hhaannnnaahh - 13/02/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I bit into my egg sandwich, and when I looked back into it, there were 5 long, gray, hairs leading from the sandwich into my mouth. FML

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By yum - 07/07/2013 05:09 - United States - Sylmar

Today, I was drinking from a cup with a built-in straw. After taking a long sip, I noticed a weird taste. Upon investigation, I found a small caterpillar wedged inside the straw. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2017 14:40 - United States - Higginsville

Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML

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By goodmorning - 07/09/2014 13:45 - United States - Nashville

Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML

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Happy meal

By ollierocks96 - 17/12/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch outside with my friends, when a spider fell on one guy's back. I glanced at it and opened my mouth to warn him when another guy flicked it and it went into my mouth. I can still taste it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2014 18:51 - Mayotte - Mamoudzou

Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML

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Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:47

sitting on your desk for awhile? How long a while is this? If it's like a day, FYL. If it'd been sitting out for like a month, then YDI for eating something that's been sitting out for that long.

Eternity_fml 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:48

What sucks more is the feeling and memory you get when you see another Reese's.

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ravinderkaler 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:49

How did it taste?

SweetThang 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:49

I bet that will be your last reeses. haha. if that happend to me that would ruin the candy... for ever! haha

Some_guy 6

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:50

Poor worm...

somekidfrom93 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:51

Eww. Thats gross. Should go on Fear Factor if they still had that show. Even though I ******* hate Joe Rogan.

SyndicatedAlias 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:51

Same thing happened to my uncle yeaaars ago...ever since then I've always ripped those candies into fourths before sticking them into my mouth - even before they are opened.

mandymuggle 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:54

Well, it's common knowledge not to leave your Reese's cups out for a couple of weeks in an open place. It happened to me when I was two years old. You'll get over it.

kittytub 12

Sunday 11 November 2012 16:16

I've never known that I should not leave my reese's in an open space. how the hell is that common knowledge?

neverland_fml 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:54

OH NOES! Keep the worm, spit out the Reese, take pictures and SUUUUUUUUUUE.

tWitt3rBuG 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:54

Eeeeew! More protein in your diet though...L0l! YDI

someeguy 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:55

The "it was wiggling" part really makes this one great... but eww, that's gross AND disgusting. and most of you saying YDI for eating it, it's not like you haven't eaten year-old candy before!