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By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 02:53 - United States - Dallas

Today, I blacked out at a wedding as a bridesmaid, during the service. FML

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By rosie21030 - 24/07/2017 10:33 - New Zealand - Lower Hutt

Today, I was the bridesmaid for my dad and stepmum's wedding. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped and fell over my high heels, hit my head on the armrest of a wooden chair on the way down, then passed out. I now have a concussion and a broken ankle. The wedding went on without me. FML

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By UnluckyGroom - 09/06/2012 23:04 - United States - East Wenatchee

Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2015 12:56 - Turkey - Istanbul

Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2012 10:42 - United States

Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML

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By cousin of the groom - 07/08/2018 01:30

Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML

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By Sammijane58 - 31/07/2019 14:00

Today, I watched my best friend get married. I then watched her completely ignore my maid of honor speech, because she was messing with the lights behind us. FML

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Brain fog

By dhskkf - 28/08/2013 00:23 - United States

Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML

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Romantic gestures

By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML

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By brylynn - 26/08/2012 01:58 - United States

Today, I fainted during my sister's wedding because my dress was too tight. When I woke up, she slapped me hard across the face. Why? Because I "took all the attention away" from her. FML

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By badbride - 26/07/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML

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I_Punch_Babies 7

Monday 30 April 2012 8:56

Better than doing so as a bride i imagine.

TheGewt 7

Monday 30 April 2012 9:05

That, kids, is why you don't lock your knees.

Comments

SpringDiver 6

Monday 30 April 2012 22:32

The bride must have been like "yep this is my dream wedding"

whataworld_123 0

Tuesday 1 May 2012 7:44

Haha !

qaz1up 0

Tuesday 1 May 2012 14:24

You had one job... to just stand there. Fail!

laurapiggy 3

Tuesday 1 May 2012 21:22

Hasn't anyone told you not to lock your knees?

kprando25 8

Wednesday 2 May 2012 3:35

Ohhh! That must have stunk! Sorry for you, OP. I hope all the people who clicked YDI accidentally clicked the wrong one. :(

geekychic13 6

Friday 15 June 2012 7:00

Don't feel bad, my older cousin did the same exact thing at her twin brother's wedding ;)

Kade20 4

Saturday 6 October 2012 8:46

Did they get it on video?! Send it in to Americas funniest home videos! Haha

daytoday21 10

Thursday 15 November 2012 17:53

Do you mean passed out? Blacked out is from drinking too much... In which case ydi

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 15 March 2015 22:59

Happens to a lot of people.

INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

Tuesday 18 April 2017 3:42

Same thing happened to my cousin. She didn't know she was pregnant

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Today, what started off as an amazing date with my girlfriend ended with me driving her drunk ass home while she sat in the backseat making out with her new boyfriend. FML

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Today, I was taking a bus ride home, listening to some music. The music stopped and I assumed my iPod's battery had run out. Turns out someone managed to steal it, leaving my earphones in. I didn't feel a thing. FML

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Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML

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