By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 17:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I blared my music while I got ready for a night out. Getting really into this one song, I grabbed onto the nearest thing as a makeshift microphone. It happened to be the hot end of my curling iron. FML
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By Alma - 01/10/2024 20:00 - Japan - Osaka

Today, I was at a karaoke bar. After a few drinks, I gave it a go. Halfway through “Total Eclipse of the Heart” I got so into it, I knocked over the mic stand. The mic flew off, hit the DJ, who then hit the emergency stop button, cutting off the music. I froze as the bar erupted into laughter. I did get a free Coke for my “performance,” which was something. FML
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unidentified_sta 5

It is a sign, please never pick up a microphone.

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smashgrab 0

YDI for blaring your music & disturbing your neighbors, wasting time by dancing around like an idiot, not looking at what you are picking up before you grab a hot curling iron, and being a moron. For the sake of mankind, do not reproduce. Ever.

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suprmidgt 0

12 is clearly as big a douche as the situation. of corse he probably takes that as a complement. 24 awesome picture.

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I_Love_FML12345 3

oooohhhhhhhh Burn! ;D. Ok sorry i had to do it! Anyway o.o Omg once i did something liek that. With a straightner that was on high. I panicked n picked it up on the hot part. it wasn't fun :(

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boredqueen 0

you guys are all just a bunch of haters.. she most likely burnt her hand and you guys are talkin about her neighbours! where does it say that her neighbours were disturbed? how do you know her neighbours were disturbed? THINK ABOUT IT

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lovinit5683 0

Uhm. No one said anything about neighbors. I think you are highly confused or you have that one disease called stupidity. THINK ABOUT IT.

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I_Love_FML12345 3

LOLZ same i didn't see anythign about neighbors so i was like ....? wat?

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weirdo2013 0

it actually said stuff about the neighbors In the VERY FIRST comment, can you read? or do YOU just have that disease called stupidity?

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

59: Please read comment #1 again, then reevalute your statement.

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smashgrab 0

I made the comment about neighbors with the assumption that she is like my neighbors who continually display complete disregard for anyone's comfort but their own while they blare 'Barbie girl' at random times. If OP was a decent human being, she would wear earbuds when she feels like blaring music.

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alexFYL 11

Some people have these things called "houses", where they can listen to their music as loud as they want.

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whousesforksthes 1

says the kid wearing the baby bonnet. dumbass.

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W4X 0

I've had that happen to me, I was listenting to a song and the girl's voice was a turn on so I grabbed my dick and the other nearest object I could fap which was a hot curling iron. I know how it feels bro. Teehee!

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towboatdude 0

well at least you didn't mistake it for your vibrator that you plug into the wall socket.

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Hopersz 0

Lmfao thats what you get for being silly and not paying attention.

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abbeymcnally 0

You got burned.

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toxicbloom 0

Ydi for grabbing the curling iron... ha

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lindsey37 0

FAIL. Maybe you should pay attention. YDI

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