Transportation: Today, I boarded my flight and sat next to a man. I told him...

By hatesmellyfeet - 20/01/2010 13:47 - United States

Today, I boarded my flight and sat next to a man. I told him I had hoped he was a hot woman and he concurred. He said at least I wasn't obese and I replied "At least you aren't smelly". Minutes later I realize he had the most disgusting foot odour ever... the barefoot kind. I suffered for 11 hours. FML

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By IamHM - 19/07/2016 18:36 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I'm on a 14-hour flight, stuck next to a large man whose rancid body odor is eclipsed only by his constant flatulence, which he loudly blames on me every time. On my other side is his friend who laughs like a moose at everything. There are no empty seats and no-one will trade with me. FML

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By whatsmccraken - 10/09/2009 12:37 - Taiwan

Today, I was on a 12-hour transatlantic flight. I asked the flight attendant where the rancid smell was coming from. The guy sitting next to me started laughing, saying, "Sorry, something I ate is not agreeing with me." This was hour one of the flight. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 21:30

Today, I had a several-hour-long flight. I was put in a seat at the very back of the plane. Before the plane even lifted off, a woman took a dump in the bathroom that I stank for the rest of the flight. Whenever I tried to get some sleep, the flight attendant walked past, savagely jostling me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 18:36 - United States

Today, I'm on a 16 hour flight. Five minutes in, the lady on one side has clipped her toenails onto me and the guy on the other side has the most horrific gas I have ever smelled. To help this problem he bought a cheese plate from the stewardess. 15 hours and 55 minutes to go. FML

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By pzy - 24/10/2016 15:46

Today, I'm in the middle seat on a flight to Dallas. The guy on the aisle is sleeping with his mouth open and I can smell his breath. I feel nauseous. FML

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By planes - 30/12/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML

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Unflattered

By lindsay - 28/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML

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By crapgirl - 18/04/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I discovered the worst possible situation in which to get explosive diarrhea: on a 9-hour transatlantic flight. Next to an attractive single guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML

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By millzee - 17/01/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I spent 6 hours on an airplane next to an alcoholic Pink Floyd fanatic. I must've drifted off because when I took a trip to the bathroom I noticed that my pant leg that had been closest to the drunk man was soaking wet. I returned to my seat. He was on his side, facing me. I smelt the wet spot. Not beer. FML

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graciedacie 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 20:09

He had hoped he was a hot woman as well? Interesting....

Compass 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 20:49

At least you and a stranger got comfortable. A lot of people either wouldn't participate in such conversation or would get offended.

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graciedacie 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 20:09

He had hoped he was a hot woman as well? Interesting....

nolimits 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 20:12

That's what I was thinking - get out of my brain!

XSinister_EmoX 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 2:15

Well everyone has a picture of something.Apparently bad smelling foot odor wasn't one of them!

chelzy 0

Sunday 8 August 2010 6:14

I wish he wouldve been a hot woman.

swinglifeaway123 8

Friday 9 September 2011 6:43

No... The other guy had wished the OP would have been a hit chick.

catatonicsleep 17

Wednesday 20 January 2010 20:19

get him to put his shoes back on if he has the barefoot kind

underarmorfreak2 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 20:30

Was he Indian?

Sirin_fml 46

Wednesday 20 January 2010 20:35

Hmm, am I missing something? What does that have to do with anything? On a separate note, #7 has the right idea :P

Boddmon 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 20:53

Because Indian people smell like bare feet?

micery 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 20:56

Not true. Period.

JustSoLost 8

Wednesday 20 January 2010 20:59

# 5 Do you not have any respect to people with different nationalities and orgins? What are you trying to prove. Show some respect if you have any. That was just rude and what a stereotype. Honestly grow up.

Sirin_fml 46

Wednesday 20 January 2010 20:59

Yeah, I hope that was sarcasm. Let me have a go... "White people smell like formaldehyde".

WoolyWhoop 7

Wednesday 20 January 2010 20:39

Maybe he wanted to spite the airport security for searching his shoes.

Compass 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 20:49

At least you and a stranger got comfortable. A lot of people either wouldn't participate in such conversation or would get offended.

Americunt 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 21:48

My friend wrote a new song >:o: Your butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you The word is out, better treat me right 'Cause I'm the king of cellulite Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right My zippers bust, my buckles break I'm too much man for you to take The pavement cracks when I fall down I've got more chins than Chinatown Well, I've never used a phone booth And I've never seen my toes When I'm goin' to the movies I take up seven rows Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know (Fat, fat, really really fat) Don't you call me pudgy, portly or stout Just now tell me once again who's fat

happi_pineapple 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 21:52

Your friend is Weird Al in the 80s? :o

BlueTwist89 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 22:22

Ok. Fyl for having to sit next to a random smelly person on a plane :(. Idk why people think its ok to smell like a bag of trash, especially in public.