Transportation: Today, I bought a car. After just ten minutes, my hub caps had...

By GTR - 02/06/2011 01:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a car. After just ten minutes, my hub caps had been stolen. FML

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By smileytheface - 06/12/2011 03:54 - United States

Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML

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By stolen-car - 26/06/2012 02:55 - United States - Columbia

Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was at work when I got a call to say my grandad died. When I was walking out to my car, I realised someone had stolen all my hubcaps. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By carless - 15/08/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2012 17:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML

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Oddly specific thief

By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 14:00

Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 17:20 - United States - Tacoma

Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML

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Sounds like a scam

By Onlymeiswear - 15/03/2021 05:01

Today, I bought a car. Made a down payment and everything. Have the papers saying it’s mine, only to find out a few hours later it was sold right before I bought it. FML

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Loot

By ScrewedForCheapBag - 14/03/2013 08:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML

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guitarbeast 22

Thursday 2 June 2011 8:57

at least they didn't steal your car…

kut19 6

Thursday 2 June 2011 9:10

avoid the ghetto. just...avoid the ghetto.

Comments

rawr182 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 18:29

they're just hub caps....

chelseyybaby 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 20:01

darn

Ally14654 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 22:48

Sounds like someone needs to be more social. ;)

dismisgoogled 0

Friday 3 June 2011 0:47

what kind of loser buys a car with hubcaps

imperialtl 12

Friday 3 June 2011 3:27

your fault for not upgrading to rims....I kid I kid! lol

jerzboi13 0

Friday 3 June 2011 4:49

shouldn't have bought a pos with hubcaps

skikid 0

Friday 3 June 2011 7:00

I live in Canada so nobody steals my hub caps because we ride polar bears everywhere, maybe moving here would be a better solution!

jayemdoubleyou 1

Friday 3 June 2011 18:27

lol who steals hubcaps?

quadder 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 1:29

who uses hubcaps anymore?

coblercool706 2

Saturday 4 June 2011 2:58

who buys a car then, 10 minutes later leaves it for long enough for someone to steal the hubcaps???

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